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Subject: pyromancy & electromancy
Date: Sun, 7 Jun 1998 11:56:57 -0400
From: Ben7056@webtv.net (Ben Smith)
Organization: WebTV Subscriber
Newsgroups: alt.paranormal.spells.hexes.magic

can someone please tell me the how to cast and throw fireballs and lightning bolts. I have been researching this and so far have come up with nothing. If you know please tell me

P.S. None of that DragonLance stuff either
Subject: becoming a guardian wiccian
Date: 4 Jul 1998 02:10:52 GMT
From: "Speight & Co." [speight@voyager.co.nz]
Organization: OEM Preinstall
Newsgroups: alt.witchcraft

i am very interested in becoming a guardian wiccian.
Could anyone give me some advice?
Thank u
>From Jared

Ed Note: A Guardian Wiccian is apparently something written about by fiction author Mercedes Lackey, despite the fact that it sounds more like someone who's middle class, lives in the south of england, and buys a certain well known paper.
Subject: HELP
Date: 10 Jul 1998 04:34:59 GMT
From: user884587@aol.com (User884587)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.magick

CAN ANY ONE GIVE ME SONE AVICE ON PHYSIC VAMPIERS.
I AM BEGINNING TO BELIEVE THAT SOMEONE I KNOW IS WANTING TO SEE ME COMPLETELY
FAIL IN ALL THAT I WANT TO DO WITH MY LIFE.
I TRY TO TREAT PEOPLE NICELY MAYBE THATS MY PROBLEM.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO TO PROTECT MYSELF AND MY LOVE ONES. FOR EXAMPLE
ARE THERE ANY CANDLES OR INSCENTS THAT I CAN BURN TO HELP ME?

THANKS TO ANY ONE WHO CAN GIVE ANY ADVICE
Subject: the becoming
Date: 17 Jul 1998 15:49:24 GMT
From: darklord09@aol.com (Darklord09)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.witchcraft

greetings to all night children please i requst your attention for a sec me and
my lover are 2 vampires very much in love we are looking for a imortal vampire
to seal are love forever any imortal vampire welcome to change us we just want
to make are love last forever please e-mail darklord09 with any information of
were a imortal vampire may be or please pass along me and my lover requst t
would be in your imortal debt bows to all the children of darkness
thank you and good hunting
Subject: White Magick
Date: Fri, 17 Jul 1998 02:34:10 -0700
From: Matthew Alexander [dyonsos@earthlink.net]
Organization: EarthLink Network, Inc.
Newsgroups: alt.magick

Iwould like to learn how to be a war wizard?

iam interested in learning magick to help others.
Subject: Re: looking for an other witches to talk online to...
Date: Tue, 28 Jul 1998 22:34:18 -0400 (EDT)
From: nazoola@webtv.net (wayne rhyne)
Organization: WebTV Subscriber
Newsgroups: alt.traditional.witchcraft

witches worlocks , its so strange that this has become such a fad forty
years ago when i became one it was considered a stn not in. yes there
are real witches , but you must learn from the old ones or wise ones,
the most powerfull being male ones , because of the thousands of female
ones there are few males, being it natural that females have a natural
ability to connect with nature for females from the first time they
bleed the monthly thing they are more in touch with them selves yet
confused by it, want to know more contact nazoola@webtv.com
Subject: member
Date: Sat, 05 Sep 1998 20:42:38 +0200
From: vesna@manojlov.ic.yu
Organization: XS4ALL, networking for the masses
To: seminova@Yahoo.com
Newsgroups: alt.satanism

Heil Satan,i adore satan wanna be a member off some organisation.
Subject: Spells Please
Date: 3 Sep 1998 21:51:26 GMT
From: happy13@aol.com (Happy13)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.magick

Hi, I'm kinda a new witch, and I REALLY like it. It's sooooo much fun. Well, me
and my friend Heather were wondering if you could send me a few spells that
worked for you and maybe they will work for me too. I'm only 15 so please don't
send me stuff that has to deal with stuff I can't do. Thanks!!!
Subject: MAGEK
Date: Wed, 09 Sep 1998 21:37:57 +0200
From: Hawkins [hawkins@earthling.net]
Organization: The South African Internet Exchange
Newsgroups: alt.magick

I would like any EXPERIENCED mages or wizards to grant me a REAL
trainer/ontroduction to becoming an aprentence. I really want to become
a wizard and I have decided that I will not follow the mortal way in
dying since it is a very useless thing for certain people, ( NOT FOR ALL
PEOPLE! ).
Subject: Unbelievers
Date: Sun, 20 Sep 1998 15:30:22 -0500
From: "Timothy J Walker" [TIMNWIN@prodigy.net]
Organization: Prodigy Services Corp
Newsgroups: alt.necronomicon

I don't understand how many of you think the Necronomicon is fake or
does not exist, it Does and Did. It just has been translated and rewritten
so many times, the most popular being by Lovecraft.
It's almost like saying the Bible doesnt exist or is fake because there
are so many translations of it. You people need to get a clue and open your
eyes.
No side can exist without the other, Good and Evil will always be around
in many forms.
Oh by the way any one seen the original Bible??? I need one....LOL.
Subject: Orb of Thesulah
Date: 18 Oct 1998 00:01:30 GMT
From: patrick883@aol.com (Patrick883)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.paranormal.spells.hexes.magic

I am looking for an Orb of Thesulah. If anyone knows some real magic stores, or
places that have orbs & stuff like that, please e-mail me at:
pa2601@homemail.com
Subject: Don't domnload a demon.
Date: Thu, 29 Oct 1998 14:31:50 +0800
From: joanna [pc2@tuartcollege.wa.edu.au]
Organization: thursday
Newsgroups: alt.witchcraft

If you people are not careful you will invite a bewitching spirit
onto this computer. Christ did no magic . He did miracles from heaven.
These spirit guides come from purgatory and are lower than heaven.
JOanna.
Subject: charging
Date: 30 Oct 1998 02:03:01 GMT
From: vbell2623@aol.com (Vbell2623)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.traditional.witchcraft

I put a glass of water with a quartz outside my home for charging but I noticed
that some of the water has evaporated,is this normal?
Subject: Re: Necronomicon
Date: 4 Nov 1998 21:25:40 GMT
From: blade23138@aol.com (Blade23138)
Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com
Newsgroups: alt.necronomicon

A workbook? I laugh. I am very sceptical about that idea. Wouldn't trust it for
the paper it was printed on. True lessons of Necronomics are passed down
through generations of families....not printed up with fill in the blanks and
such and left in the hands of those who are willing to jump off roof tops with their faith in the printed replications and exagerations of fiction writers.
Angel
Subject: The Ankari
Date: Sat, 9 Jan 1999 16:18:50 -0500
From: "James Holt"
Organization: Info Avenue Internet Services
Newsgroups: alt.magick.serious

Greetings everyone, I am Raven's Wrath of the Ankari. We are a small group
of Pagans and Practictioners that from essentially a mystic support group.
We have been invovled in demon fighting and various other good deeds, and we
wish to expand. Membership is non-inclusive, we dont care if you belong to
another group or not. Basicly we're just a bunch of people who look out for
each other.
Subject: To the Genocided Chaos Magician ?
Date: Sat, 23 Jan 1999 17:29:30 -0600 (CST)
From: Epiphany9@webtv.net (Epiphany)
Organization: WebTV Subscriber
Newsgroups: alt.magick.chaos

"Nothing is True" is the basis of the Great Deception; for, if no thing
is true then all is a lie. And you know that there is truth in the
Universe, that the Duality of Nature is valid (Yin-Yang, hot-cold,
good-evil, etc..) You too know that the force of the Trinties are real.
So you know the answer to your question. As for all things permitted.
Well, they certainly can be. That is the Nature of Free Will and the
theme of the create fall, the key is the rekoning, the judgement. For
has not Lucifer paid for his Vanity? Are you greater than He? For all
things have a price and we all shall be judged and no thing is done in
the dark. Even Karmic Justice holds to the law of three: again the
power of the true Trinity invoked. And as for God? Is there a God? Of
course there is, "Even the Demons know him, and they tremble?" The
darkest Majus knows the True God, the God of Abraham, and it is
against him they wage war? If ye be Magician Black, how can ye not
"play the Great Game"? For what ARE YOU WILLING TO WAGER YOUR SOUL?
Only the Knowing should address the Flame and be prepared to pay its
price.
Subject: what on y2k
Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 16:08:15 GMT
From: richard safe (alhambra@freenet.nether.net)
Newsgroups: alt.magick

we must all make this world a better place like Michael Jackson once sang
and said. or do you think something else? please tell me
ps..the dark side is seducting me
Subject: HOW DO I
Date: Sat, 12 Jun 1999 07:44:21 -0400 (EDT)
From: CrashCourse5@webtv.net (crash)
Organization: WebTV Subscriber
Newsgroups: alt.witchcraft

How do I call upon a warlock spirit, inside my own circle. A warlock
with power, like a mercenary.

"When there is peace, theyre wll be war. When there is honor, theyre will be fear
Subject: Can someone tell me!
Date: 07 May 1999 22:06:39 GMT
From: kafenken@aol.com (Kafenken)
Organization: AOL, http://www.aol.co.uk
Newsgroups: alt.magick.serious

Can someone tell me about a spell called 'sudden death' where you hold out your
hand towards them and they collapse, also a spell called atomisastion, also a
common spell called telekenisis. ?????????? please help!!!! I really need
to lern them before the millenium!!!! PLEASE?
Nigel
Subject: Dear Friends
Date: Tue, 11 May 1999 03:58:54 GMT
From: richard safe
Newsgroups: alt.magick

please send to me all your learned wisdom and show me how to be a great
magician like Merlin. I want to spread the wisodm ofChristianity so we can
heal this world.
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