Home	These poems r written by Jenny Leigh, I think they r gr8 and I hope other people will help write some more!!! Enjoy.....

 

Legolas and Aragorn!

Frodo and Sam (the real story of The Ring!!!!)

Aragorn, the noble man,	Frodo and his best friend Sam,
Was striding down to Bree,	Were trying to find Mount Doom.
When on the way he did perchance	When Frodo turned to Sam and said,
His friend Legolas see.	“What a nice perfume!”

"Wassup my friend!" cried Aragorn,	With a puzzled look, Sam said,

And strode up to his mate.	“I don’t believe that’s me.
"So what's the rush, old pointy ears?	But if I were you, I would look

You look like you are late"	Just behind that tree!”
"Don't you be all innocent,	So off those two hobbits crept,

I saw you steal my fruit!	To take a sneaky peek.
How can you expect to be King,	But what they saw behind that plant,

With a bag of stolen loot!"	Made their knees go weak!

"I did not you foolish freak	For what it was that they did see,
This is not your swag,	Was a quite a dashing chap:
It is of course, if you would look,	He wore spandex pants and bright green shoes
My dirty laundry bag!"	And had a feather on his cap!

"Are you saying that I am blind?	“Hello there, might I enquire,
Is that what you think?	Where you’re rushing to?
Well all I have to say to that:	Because, I feel, that I could help,

Is I think your arm pits stink!"	I know this land you know”
"Listen Leg, I'm warning you,	But neither Frodo nor his friend,
I wouldn't make ME mad!	Could speak or make a sound.

Don't make me get out Anduril,	All they could do was stand and stare,
Now wouldn't that be bad!"	They were rooted to the ground.
Unfortunately for Aragorn,	Eventually Frodo spoke:

The Elf pulled out his bow.	“You are one sexy thing!
And just like that an arrow flew	I think I want to marry you,
Right into Aragorn's toe!	You make me want to sing!”

Now Aragorn went raving mad,	“Hold on mate,” Samwise began,
And punched him in the eye.	“I can love him more.
Then Legolas fell on his butt,	You don’t even stand a chance,
And he started to cry.	It’s me he wants I’m sure!”

Aragorn sat next to Leg,	While the quarrel raged and roared,

And put his arm around.	Gollum tried to sneak away.
The two they made up there and then,	He was really quite a shy old thing,
And cuddled on the ground!	And didn’t know what to say.

And so it ends the story of,	But before he’d managed to
The man and the Elf dude.	Sam made a gesture grand:

To think I brought it all to you,	He ran straight at his old best friend,
Without once being rude!!	And bit a finger off his hand!

	“Look my darling what I’ve got,
	It is for you my sweet.”
	Sam then gave the limb to Gollum,

	And then he kissed his feet!
	But Gollum didn’t really like,
	This rather weird display.

	“Sorry Sam, but I think I will
	Go off with Frodo to stay!”
	So off they skipped, hand in hand,

	And left Samwise alone.
	But all this poor old lonely guy,
	Could do was cry and moan!

	But then he saw a rather odd
	Shiny thing on the finger.
	It looks rather bad he thought,

	Best destroy it and not linger.
	Hand over hand he climbed,
	Mount Doom right to the top.

	Until he reached a fiery cave,
	And dropped it with a plop.
	But only one more problem though:

	The lava was a-flowing:
	“My feet are getting hot,” Sam said,
	“I better be a-going!”

	Running and a-stumbling,
	Sam went on without a care,
	But what was this that he did see,
	Flying out of the air?

	“I do believe it is an eagle,
	Oh yes! Hooray I’m saved!”
	So he stood on his tippy-toes

	And frantically he waved.
	But ‘twas not what he thought he saw,
	It was something diff-

	-Erent that was coming his way,
	It was a Hippogriff!
	“Now you hold on there! Just a mo,

	Something is not right!”
	But the Hippogriff just picked him up
	And flew off into the night!!

	So here it is the story of,
	A thin and fat hobbit dude,
	And to think I brought it all to you,
	And only once was rude!