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In case you haven't realised yet, my website is full of useless crap...... and heres some more!!! I hope u people can appreciate my efforts to keep this website full of rubbish and now I will leave you to read the useless facts which should make ur lives complete..........

 

  1. A man named Ed Peterson is the inventor of the Egg McMuffin.
  2. Guinea pigs and rabbits can't sweat.
  3. Giraffes can't cough.
  4. Your thumb is the same length as your nose (apparently)
  5. The longest word in Shakespeare is "honorificabilitudinitatibus".... the only problem is that he never wrote what it meant......?
  6. The bible is the number one shoplifted book in America! (if only they were clever enough to read it)
  7. Approximately, 60 circus performers are shot from cannons. Thirty-one of these die.
  8. In the 40's the Bich pen was re-named Bic cos of a fear that Americans would pronounce it 'Bitch' (hehehe stupid Americans.....) 
  9. More people are killed annually by donkeys then in plane crashes!
  10. The average human farts 14 times a day.
  11. On average 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
  12. On average, 8 people a year die from having a vending machine fall on them.
  13. Pigs can become alcoholics.
  14. If u fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create an atomic bomb!
  15. There is cyanide in apple pips.
  16. Honey is used as a centre for golf balls and in some dynamite!
  17. Some hamsters only blink one eye at a time!
  18. If you sneeze and fart at the same time, you will explode! (apparently!)