Bo Selecta

This page is all about a programme called Bo Selecta which aires on Channel 4 in the UK. It is presented by Leigh Francis, who goes under the pseudonym of Avid Merrion who is an obsessive celebrity stalker who manages to embarrass all the famous people he gets to meet with his rude comments, especially the females and their fanjitas!. The show also features some celebrities like Michael Jackson, Craig David, Mel B, David Blaine and many others. Please find below a selection of pictures of the marvellous latex masked creations, that never fail to make me laugh!.

This is Avid Merrion (Leigh Francis), he wears the neck brace as a result of a punch up with Lisa Tarbuck!

Mel B - Ex member of the spice girls who has lost all the money she ever made, but is trying to rescue her career with the launch of her biography/thriller.

NEWSFLASH!! - Mel B spotted during our 2005 holiday in Kos - Click for the proof....(Viewer Discretion Advised! )

Thanks for the picture Tracey!!.

Craig David - UK garage sensation. He can usually be seen with his pet kestrel called Kes who he bought of a man in Huddersfield who had a one legged dog!. Craig is my favourite character in the show, he tends to suffer from uncontrollable incontinence, but now all that has been cured after he was fitted with his piss sack, as Craig would say "It's proper bo, I tell thee".

The original Michael Jackson, who likes nothing more than saying "shamone mother f****r" every ten seconds, also likes to do crazy stunts along with the assistance of the beautiful Bubbles.

Goldilocks wouldn't have stood a chance if she had of been in the same place as this little fella!, he's the bear who lives up a tree on Hampstead Heath with his mate Stephen the Squirrel. He has to be the rudest bear in the world due to the fact that when he interviews female celebrities in his tree house, he gets them to read him a goodnight story which usually has a sexual innuendo included in it and when he gets to the juicy part, his tail pops out - much to the disgust of the female who has to witness it!.

MORE CHARACTERS WILL BE ADDED IN DUE COURSE.

Links

This site has just about everything you needed to know about the show - Fantastic!.

A great resource for picture and sound files.

Many Thanks to the people at both of the above sites - without whose images and sound files this page would not have been made possible - Thanks Again.

For Mum - August 8th 1939 - July 20th 2006.