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Well People, that me! I just felt like putting up a bit about me on this page. I mean if I go to someone elses page, they've got a bit about 'me'. You take a look, and you get to see there ugly git face, and a whole load of self praise. So, I decided to do one too! I'm from Nailsea, a place in England (near Bristol) I went to Nailsea School here in Nailsea. Currently I'm at college, doing a two year BTEC National Diploma in Computer Studies. For the first year they teach you what a computer looks like, then in the second year we get to touch a computer, and if we are lucky, we might even get to turn it on! *UPDATE* 28th March 1999 I went to a place called Telecom Protential for work experience, they were so impressed with me that they offered me a job! I still goto college, but I now go there to work. I get my own desktop, computer, phone, voicemail, email and I earn over £125 a week! hahaha. no more Somerfield! Among the many things I do there, I maintain the company website. Take a peek at my work at www.tpg.co.uk . I'm in the money! (and at last, the computer industry!) Nailsea? Where's that? Well, you too can say you know where Nailsea is by taking a look at the map below.

Geographical Location Eastern Europe England North Somerset Nailsea Latitude 51'22'0"N Longitude 2'50'0"W

What else do you want to know? What have I done so far in my life, ermm... Well, stuff , I've made with website, which looks quite nice. I've gone to school, which was nice. I was in the top group for maths, until year 10. Then I sat next to Chris Hayman, so I went down a group and continued to do no work, but at least I didn't go down another group. For science I've always been in the upper set, even though I'm crap at chemistory. Biology, that's just remembering a whole load of stupid plant names, but I seem to get by in it. Physics, that's the only science I can really do. Must be thanx to my great physics teacher, Mr Linnitt, I'm sure everybody at Nailsea School will know who I'm talking about. Art, what a good choice for GCSE, two years, just pissing around. Maybe I should have done some more work in it, too late now! English, I don't do much work in that I just sit around waiting for the lesson to be over. What other subjects do I do, oh, I had to do R.E. I mangaged to get out of it , so I didn't have to do the R.E. exam. Gee, what a crap subject. HIstory , a whole hour of listening to Mr Law, what fun. I didn't do much work in HIstory, just like most my lessons. I do I.T. as well, that was worth it. Graphics, I sure learnt a lot in that subject, well I didn't. Well, from all that, I hope anybody still at school can see how important doing work is, unlike what I did.

Hmmm...It's the 'Question Mark' section, which means.. I'l just write some more stuff. Now that school's over I can listen to Mark & Lard, every weekday from 2 till 4pm, Radio 1. You should listen, they're funny. Oh I know, I can write some saying I know. Right, remember - Beer on wine feel fine, Wine on beer feel queer You're one electron short of a full shell ( A great saying from my Chemistory lessons) Teachers pet or total get

Hmmm..I'll add some more when I remember them, Ok now for some Questions you can ask people Seconds How many seconds in 32 years? A Billion Feet To the nearest foot, how long a tiger's tail? 3 foot Animals Name three celebrities with animals in their names.Virginia Woolf, Alan Lamb, Dusty Hare, Sam Fox, Marlon Gordon Bacon What is the average meat-to-fat, to the nearest five per cent, on a standard rasher of streaky bacon?62 per cent meat to 38 per cent fat Occupations Name three celebrities with an occupation as thier last name.Richard Baker, Pat Butcher, Francis Farmer, Shaw Taylor, Henry Cooper, Christopher Plumber
Cornflakes Who invented cornflakes?Kelloggs
Fish Name three celebrities named after fishRichard Herring, Magnus Pike, Alfie Bass, Ken Loach
, Jackson Pollack. (James Whale doesn't count)
Trees Name five celebrities named after trees. Leslie Ash, Courtney Pine, Nigel Hawthorn, Alan Alda. (Star prize for Edward Woodward)
Meat Name three celebrites named after types of meat. Francis Bacon, Alan Lamb, Berry Venison
Precious Stones Name three celebrities named after precious stones.Anne Diamond, Ruby Wax, Crystal Gayle, Billy Crystal, Joan Jet
Hot Air Ballooning Richard Branson is not only a balloonist but he takes his name from a brand of pickle, Name three ingredients Branston Pickle
Hitler Name three people with Hitler moustaches.Oliver Hardy, Ben Turnip, Hitler, Charlie Chaplin