Adam Harvey

Name: Adam "d'you like my cheap Brazil shirt" Harvey
Age: about five times Longman's mental age
Height: average (if he was still 12)
Weight: more than he tells his birds
Strengths: able to sniff a 1-0 win more than two miles away
Weaknesses: un-natural hero worship of Brian Marwood
Claim to Fame: the first man to own a 'I was there when John Jensen scored for Arsenal' t-shirt
Nicknames: "Wallbanger" after the cocktail and absolutely nothing to do with Friday (and sometimes Saturday) night forays behind the nearest nightclub. "Muscles" originated from Adam's love of the Gym and all of the Gym's fitness equipment - although stories of him spending more time with his electronic exercise buddies than his mates are unfounded.
Profile: Harvey was a high profile signing from crack Leighton Buzzard outfit, the 'Connell All-stars' where his prodigious talents had gone disappointingly stale. A child star of Leighton and Linslade's youth leagues, he's now receiving the sort of reviews that made him Heath Panthers' man-of-the-match on two occasions in one season. A devout 'Gooner' from a family of devout 'Gooners,' Adam boasts the pace of Pat Rice (now), the passing skills of Andy Linighan and the finishing skills of John 'Faxe' Jensen.