Man-erisms

    Long-chinned Gubbins


    The Man hasn't always just spoken about the latest developments in his surreal life on his diary page. Over the years he, his daddy, and brother DIY Kelly have spewed forth copious amounts of strange stuff. In order to fill your ever-hungry, parasitic mind-cupboards, there's lots of that rubbish down the page. Not that you deserve it, you quail gulping oscelots. Hey, man - it's got what you want and what you need. Also: what do you do between the horns of the day? Do you see?

    (All material originally by Mr Biffo/Paul Rose.)


                  The Man & Man's Daddy's Jokes

                  Your Stars - By The Man

                  The Man's Songs

                  Star Wars Scripts

                  The Man's Poetry & Edward Lear's Limericks

                  Lonely Hearts & The Man's Dictionary

                  Missing EastEnders Scenes

                  The Man's Top Tens

                  E.T. II Scripts

                  Titanic II Scripts

                  Star Trek Scripts

                  The X-Files Scripts

                  Jurassic Park III Scripts

                  Jaws 7 Scripts

                  King Kong 2 Scripts

                  Superman Scripts

                  Tomb Raider: The Movie screenplay

                  The Digitiser Pant-oh

                  Godzilla II Scripts

                  Batman V Scripts

                  Spider-Man Scripts

                  Andrew Lloyd-Webber's "Monkey Lament"

                  Planet Of The Apes Scripts

                  Terminator 3 Scripts

                  Blair Witch 2 Scripts

                  Indiana Jones 4 Scripts

                  Wizard Of Oz: Episode III Scripts


    Do you have any Man stuf? Do you know any of the much-sought-after Man's Daddy Jokes? If you do mail me with it right now, man.

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