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Long-chinned Gubbins

Indiana Jones is surely Super Dude 26 - there can be no doubting that. He wanders all over the world looking cool in that excellent hat and beat-up old leather jacket of his; gets to swing about the place on a "bull" "whip", nab some precious ancient artefact or other that'll make him famous; dodge a few booby traps, escape, and then fly off home, back to his day job: teaching archeology to a bunch of lusty girls, who constantly drool over the hoary old adventurer. Who wouldn't want that kind of life? Or, at least the last part, anyway. Heck, he's so cool that he even has a US state for a first name! Forget for a second that because he did all this in the 1930's he probably had really skanky teeth, and smelt of BO and carbolic soap - it meant that he got to smack the hell out of a load of Nazis the whole time, and that can only be a good thing. Indiana Jones rocks!

EXT. PYRAMID

INDIANA JONES: If I can just remove this big stone, I'll be able to get inside the pyramid, and finally recover the Magic Golden Beetle Of Ankhus!

INDIANA JONES'S DAD: What's that you say, junior?

INDIANA JONES: The Golden Beetle, dad - the reason why we've trekked halfway around the world. To find the Beetle!

INDIANA JONES'S DAD: I don't remember anything about a beetle.

INDIANA JONES: Man, senility sucks.

EXT. PYRAMID

INDIANA JONES: Look - look at me, dad! I'm cracking my whip real hard this time. Crakkk! Whappp! Ha ha ha!

INDIANA JONES'S DAD: What's that you say, junior?

INDIANA JONES: I said I'm practising with my whip. Watch...

INDIANA JONES'S DAD: Ow! My eye!

INDIANA JONES: What?! What did I do?!

INDIANA JONES'S DAD: Nothing I stabbed myself with the arm of my glasses.

Do you have any Man stuf? Do you know any of the much-sought-after Man's Daddy Jokes? If you do mail me with it right now, man.

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