The Rapping Shoe Raps

Introduced By EastEnders' Ian Beale !

The Rapping Shoe is one of the most popular guys at Digi, sporting ker-ayzee raps. He's real popular with The Snakes, laying down the sort of groove that they're into. He's been around for some time now and never disapoints with his great raps about life being a gangsta shoe. See them now: here are a few of them, dear...

The Rap No. 1 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

And I'm watching you,

I want you to be in my,

Rapping Shoe Crew."

The Rap No. 2 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

The shoe with style,

I'm coming round your house,

I'll be there in a while."

The Rap No. 3 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

And I'm on the street,

You don't wear me on your head,

You wear me on your feet."

The Rap No. 4 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

And I can imagine you,

Hanging on street corners,

Or sitting on the loo."

The Rap No. 5 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

And I'm back in town,

I'm running in the streets,

In my nightgown."

The Rap No. 6 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

And you're a crazy fool,

You live in a posh house,

With it's own swimming pool."

The Rap No. 7 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

You wear me on your feet,

You can wear me on a train,

Or wear me in the street."

The Rap No. 8 Rap:

"Don't diss the shoe,

'cause he's one cool dude,

He's got a floppy old tongue,

But it don't make him rude."

The Rap No. 9 Rap:

"It's Rapping Shoe time,

And I'm feeling fine,

I got my laces done tight,

And I'm covered in brine."

The Rap No. 10 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

And I'm a size ten fit,

Not everyone will like me,

But I'm sure to be a hit."

The Rap No. 11 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

A mmm-bop a-doodle-oodle,

Mmm-cha-mm-cha,

A mmm-bop a-doodle-oodle."

The Rap No. 12 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

I've got a platform heel,

I got metal toe-caps,

You wanna feel the steel."

The Rap No. 13 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

And I ain't got a clue,

If I can't find any toast,

I eat a pot of glue."

The Rap No. 14 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

Do you like my laces?

They 100% cotton,

Like a pair of red braces."

The Rap No. 15 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

I'm married to a sandal,

All the other shoes in the shop,

Said it was a scandal."

The Rap No. 16 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

But I used to be a cow,

See, I'm made of leather,

They chopped a cow - wow!"

The Rap No. 17 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

A steel toe-capped king,

I'll stomp up and down,

while I'm doing my thing."

The Rap No. 18 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

Bought at Shoe Express,

I wasn't bought at Saxone,

Or made by Rudolph Hess."

The Rap No. 19 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

Someone left me in a skip,

It wasn't much fun,

In fact it made me sick."

The Rap No. 20 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

I'm not a hat or a scarf,

Please wear me in a field,

But don't wear me in the bath."

The Rap No. 21 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

And I've a story to tell,

Since my wife left me,

My life's been hell."

The Rap No. 22 Rap:

"I'm the RApping Shoe,

And I'm gonna take a life,

I'm gonna wreak revenge,

On the man who stole my wife."

The Rap No. 23 Rap:

"I'm the RApping Shoe,

I'm a bit of a geezer,

I'll do whatever you want,

Whatever it takes to please ya."

The Rap No. 24 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

My wife left me for a slipper,

His name is Alan Brent,

And he's a male shoe stripper."

The Rap No. 25 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

And I welcome you,

To my totally radical,

Rapping Shoe Revue."

The Rap No. 26 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

Held together with glue,

It binds my sole to my upper,

And my heel to dog poo."

The Rap No. 27 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

So how do you do?

I'm so pleased to meet,

Both you and you and you."

The Rap No. 28 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

Do you like what I do?

I sing the rap songs,

That I write just for you."

The Rap No. 29 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

Coloured red not blue,

If you ever call me green,

I'll threaten to sue."

The Rap No. 30 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

Goo goo g'joob,

They are the eggmen,

I am the walrus."

The Rap No. 31 Rap:

"I'm The Rapping Shoe,

On the streets like a rogue,

I'm takin' on flip-flops,

And knockin' down brogues."

The Rap No. 32 Rap:

"I'm The Rapping Shoe,

I'm good at running races,

I've a fluid-filled sole,

And a pair of high-tech laces."

The Rap No. 33 Rap:

"I'm The Rapping Shoe,

You listen when I shoot,

I'm high quality footwear,

Not some smelly rotting boot."

The Rap No. 34 Rap:

"I'm The Rapping Shoe,

And I've run out of raps,

Blah-blah-blah,

De-da-de-da-de-dah."

The Rap No. 35 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

And my name is Mikey,

I got a nephew who's a sports shoe,

And he's made by Nike."

The Rap No. 36 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

And I live in a cobbler's

At Christmas I eat turkeys,

Also known as 'gobblers'."

The Rap No. 37 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

I ain't no small-time simp,

I'm checking in with style,

And I ain't no stinking plimp'(sole)."

The Rap No. 38 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

And you know I make sense,

When I say surround your house,

With a six foot high fence."

The Rap No. 39 Rap:

"I'm The Rapping Shoe,

And I'm security conscious,

I'm the master of protection,

Does that make sound pompous?"

The Rap No. 40 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

Head of Neighbourhood Watch,

I may be a size six,

But I can damage your crotch."

The Rap No. 41 Rap:

"I'm the Rapping Shoe,

I joined the Watch in '92,

I did it 'cause I want,

To watch out for you and you."

There they were, then, the Rapping Shoe is one great guy! Let's hope we see more of him soon, gosh, gee-wizz, etc. etc. You can leave now, or go to this place: the character place to find out more about him.

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