Let the guru speak...

You can tell you are a management consultant or work in marketing if:

• you can persuade someone to spend millions changing the shape of their logo.
• you accept millions for doing the above
• you tell organisations how they ought to be, but not how to achieve it
• you accept millions for doing the above
• you get home from work and ask your partner if the cuisine readiness situation is reaching maturity[1], or whether a 3rd-party oriental self-selection mobile-catering scenario[2] is required.

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