| Liz: |
Welcome, oh welcome, aboard our ship, Settle down, settle down and relax. This is a cruising hotel resort, It's the Orient Express without it's tracks. |
| Liz: |
We are employed as the entertainment crew, We make sure you're not bored, or never distressed. We're always here to take good care of you, And to make sure that your stay is just the best. |
| All three: |
No telephone to disturb you, Nor traffic to annoy, Just blazing sun on deck and ocean deep...ahoy! |
| Liz: |
There's a fitness club, a gym and a swimming pool. Learn the Lambada if that's the way you're feelin' There's a fashion show, a cinema and a shopping mall, There are varied ports of call for you to take in. |
| Break (dance the lambada) | |
| Captain: (spoken) |
There's a world famous masterchef to cook your food, Whether buffet, restaurant meal, or barbecue. There's a new menu every day offering delicious food. So sit back and enjoy the lovely view. |
| Liz: |
There's a theatre and a dance floor right near the bar, A casino, a piano and theme nights. You can have a wee drink 'cause you don't the car, Back to your cabin for sweet dreams tonight. |
| All three: |
No telephone to disturb you, Nor traffic to annoy, Just blazing sun on deck and ocean deep...ahoy! |
| All Ents: |
Welcome, oh welcome, aboard our ship, Settle down, settle down and relax. This is a cruising hotel resort, It's the Orient Express without it's tracks. |
| Susan: |
I love my man, he's my guiding light, He holds me close, keeps me warm at night, Gives me my dreams, I provide the meals, I give him my heart, he supplies the wheels. |
| Natasha: |
You can survive you don't need him, You gotta hold on to your freedom, You can't be a wife just to feed him. He'll treat you like a joke. Get on with your life and just shed him, Forget all that crap about weddin' When it's all over, just give him the shoulder, After all he's only a bloke. |
| Mandy: |
I miss my guy, he took good care of me, I want him by my side to keep me company. He told me of his love; I need him to be mine, Said he'd never stray, well ain't that freakin' fine! |
| Natasha: |
You can survive you don't need him, You gotta hold on to your freedom, You shouldn't obey, we should lead 'em, He'll treat you like a joke. Get on with your life and just shed him, Forget all that crap about weddin' When it's all over, just give him the shoulder, After all he's only a bloke. |
| Break | |
| Candy: |
I am in need, of a man to turn me on. Sweep me off my feet, and in the morning he'll be gone. I like 'em strong. I'll take what I can find, I will lead 'em home, and let 'em blow my mind! |
| Natasha: |
You can survive you don't need him, You gotta hold on to your freedom, Hang onto your pride and don't heed 'em. He'll treat you like a joke. Get on with your life and just shed him, Forget all that crap about weddin' When it's all over, just give him the shoulder, After all he's only a bloke. |
| All: |
We can survive we don't need 'em, We gotta hold on to our freedom, We shouldn't obey, we should lead 'em. He'll treat you like a joke. Get on with your life and just shed him, Forget all that crap about weddin' When it's all over, just give him the shoulder, |
| Mandy: |
After all he's only a bloke. |
| All: |
After all he's only a bloke! |
| Billy: | I was all alone in this sunny place, No friendly smile, no loving face. Laughter all around, but it's cold inside, So all alone, I cried and cried. Then you came along, led me by the hand, Now I can fight, I can be a man. With you by my side, I just came alive, Naivety gone, I know I will survive. |
| Liz: |
Love is never simple, never black and white, Nice guys do exist, but they're just not right. No thunder bolt, no spark of light, But a warm embrace on a winter night. A faithful hand, a trusting look, A friend in need, is all it took. So hold me now, hold me near, I'm here for you, there's no more fear. |
| Gary: | I move a little closer to you, Not knowing quite what to do. A forbidden love, a secret kiss, A knowing glance, a longful wish. |
| Amelia: | I should be floating above the clouds,` But my feet are down amongst the crowds. A sad farewell, a broken heart, A single tear, we're ripped apart. |
| A & G: | The love we share will still go on, Our thoughts together, we'll act as one. We may be alone, but it won't be long, We'll meet again, we must just be strong. |