History is a wonderful thing.

Sadly, the old issues of 'The Sprouts of Wrath' are intensely biodegradable, but thanks to the marvel of the internet some of the entertainment has been preserved for posterity (and for skinflints too tight to have paid for it in the first place). The issues here are far from complete, but I do hope to add to them over the years more or less as boredom and bandwidth permits.

Should any of articles collected here give you the insane desire to see more of the 'zine then do not despair, it only means that the thousands of pounds spent planting hypnotic suggestions deep with all the graphics hasn't been totally wasted. Of course, this means that your insane desire to read more isn't the product of 'good taste' , but is instead merely the product of a sleazy advertising campaign. Shame.

Regardless, assuming this petty piece of villany has worked then none of that should matter to you: the poor 'Sprout' junkie. All you care about is your next fix and mugging enough old ladies to pay for it. Luckily, for the old ladies especially, 'The Sprouts of Wrath' is incredibly cheap and relatively easy to obtain. You can read all about how to subscribe here.