Hi dudes!
Congratulations! You, the discerning surfer, have happened across the not so secret portal to Sproutworld. Buried within, you will find lots of strange and wonderful things which have escaped from the mind of the infamous "Mr Sprout".
Before clicking on a link it is important that you try and relax. Concentrate. Dispel every worldly thought from your frazzled brain. Stare at the screen and let the world around you fade into oblivion.
Not that this will aid your surfing experience, but it does no harm at all to sit and pause for once in a while.
That's probably long enough now, you don't want to strain anything. It's time to make a choice and get stuck in.
Good luck!