How babies are made, the nan-demo version. Warning contains crudely drawn naughty bits.

Here is a crudely drawn picture of a blokey.  Notice he does not have lady bumps.

Here is a crudely drawn picture of a lady.  Notice she does have lady bumps.

Kissing is the first step.  Here you will notice that kissing makes the blokey excited and gives the lady a tsunami.

Then Blokey and Lady will stimulate each other with their handiwands.  Which is a little boring so we will move onto the mouthiwouthies.  Here is the Blokey getting some, it's pretty much the same for the lady but with less effort.

Now we get to the naughty bit.  Well okay we have already been a bit naughty but now we get the juicy stuff.  This is called Dougie Style, there are others but this is popular.  Basically as long as the wee wee is in the yar hoo it's all good.

Then the lady gets bigger in the belly.  Don't tell her to diet.  That makes her upset.  Sure she is a fat mahoomo but her lady bumps got bigger so it's all good.

One or two days later Lady gets angry and something falls out of her naughty bits with no pain, see below.  This is your babie.  If Lady complains tell her to put the kettle on.  Babie may make noises so tell Lady to hurry up with the tea.

Congratumalationes you are a Daddoo.  Now remember Babie doesn't bounce very well.  Happy parenting. =)