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The Analysis ................................................................................. ...............................

(we would like to stress this is pure fun and really has no reflection on the real Ben - as far as know...)



Using the autograph (above) from Debz's The Bill Forumers Site we can conclude the following:


The Y is the most interesting point; despite having a small top ('ahem') his tail is long and flicked, suggesting a strong libido. (wayhay!)

The curl on his capital D also shows that he's sexually experimental, while the size of his D suggests he is a kind and gregarious person.

His large capitals, however suggest that he can be very vain. (we knew there was a catch) but his lowercase letters tell us that deep down, he's a big thinker, philosophical, and concerned more with these aspects of life than materialistic things. In other words, he hates being bored!

His capital B shows us he likes to be noticed, but only at the right times, and can be quite shy in everyday situations.

His small O's are joined together perfectly, without any gaps which suggests he's not prone to lying, but tactful with his honesty. (does my bum look big in this?)

His high T-bars also suggest he's secure in himself, but combined with the small letters, he likes to be reassured.

The 'plumpness' of his letters also show us he's affectionate. awwww!!!

(Jack the Ripper's handwriting was very tall and squashed. Dont think he was overly well known for his affectionate nature...)


With many thanks to Vixlet for putting this together. Isn't she a star?