"BARON" Stuart MACBETH (b. Leith 1975) comes from a long line of music misfits. His groundbreaking experiments with a kazoo and some cannisters of Helium have led him to be described "the coolest man what was ever born, ever". Stuart has written extensively on Jazz, but refuses to show anyone his notes.

"Blind" Bill Fadden (b. Sao Paulo 1969) has been pounding out chords on guitars since the age of five. Nobody's yet had the courage to ask him what's up.

Victor "BUZZ" BOOKER (b. Dublin 1961) took up string bass at a tender age, heavily influenced by the whiplash effect of spaghetti when coated in tomato sauce. He is generally regarded as the pioneer of "flap" bass, a concept evolving from his predilection for baggy trousers and large speakers.

BUNNY was born in 1935 where he has remained ever since. He could outblow Beiderbecke before he could talk and it comes as no surprise to our audiences that his first word was “Gin”. Aside from being Canada’s finest trumpet man Bunny is also the band’s resident crooner, tap dancer and disc jockey. Bunny plays as he lives, at 78 revolutions per Martini.

John "MUGGSY" WEST (b. Glasgow 1967) is the senior statesman of the band. Muggsy took up the saxophone while serving in the Army and cites his chief influences as Coleman Hawkins, Lester Young and Lieutenant Colonel Cooper. The BBC recently described him as a "creative genius".

John"Hurricane" Gannon (b. Perth, W. Australia 1960) is the mainstay of the Rabbit Foot's thumping rhythm section. Found as a baby on a desert road and brought up by the staff of Perth Hospital, Hurricane's style reflects his appreciation of space.

"KING" Martin Horsfall (b. Durham 1965). Born in the North, King Martin learned to play jazz at the bottom of a coal mine. His hot choruses were renowned for destroying Brass Bands and forcing scabs dancing onto the picket lines. Following his exile to the Deep South Martin now runs a Watermelon stand by day and plays with ORFSB by night.