In and out of chambers
Up and down the stairs
Checking jacket collar
For those short blonde hairs
Here comes the minister
For second-home affairs
Oo-er Matron!
Carry on John
His party tired and troubled
Mired in introspection
Having problems recently
Holding an election
But here comes a member
With a bold new projection
Woof woof - I saaay!
Carry on John
From filling up the Jaguar
Or scrapping with a yob
To giving lame excuses
To a disbelieving mob
No wonder he's so knackered
He's never off the job
Infamy! Infamy!
Carry on John.
Trouserless in corridors
It's hardly ever dull
Or not when you're de-briefing
In a parliamentary lull
With trouble and a rolling pin
Waiting back in Hull
Lumme - it's the missus!
Carry on John
With Sidney James as Tony Blair
And Kenneth Williams, Jack
Hattie Jacques as Widdecombe
Glowering at the back
And Terry Scott as our man
In the grubby mac
Phwooar… Gor blimey!
Carry on John
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