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"…a goal each end, the ball is round
And kicked across a piece of ground
Rectangular in shape - this 'pitch'
Is real or artificial grass
On which two teams attempt to pass
The football back and forth - or on
Until the final whistle's gone.
A referee in black and white
Decides what's right or isn't right
Each team will have eleven men
Each player with a separate role
Though each one striving heart and soul
To score - or block a winning goal
The game consisting of two halves
Is ninety minutes long in all
To gain possession of the ball
The time not nearly long enough
The world being mad about this stuff."
How things have changed in forty years
The nuts and bolts of football lives
The football players, their precious wives
Clothes-horses fallen on their feet
Demanding this, commanding that,
These shoes, this dress, this bag, that hat
This club in which they must be seen
This wedding in that magazine
This suntan, surgery or sheen
And in the end what does it mean?
In 1966, those players
Who took us to our World Cup win
Stepped quietly from their modest homes
And just as quietly, stepped back in
As comfortable they were with that
As if they had been joiners, sparks
No paparazzi tailed them then
Since they were ordinary men
Who laughing, might have said: "Okay.
You've had your shots. Now go away."
They didn't do their hair like spanners
Then phone-up the party planners
We never learned about their lives
Far less about their girls or wives
Who, if they'd flaunted what they'd got
Back then, no-one would care a jot.
And England, whistling, went to work
On yet another summer's day
The Beatles on the radio
The sunlight on the Jules Rimet
A bit of toast, a cup of tea
The snowy monochrome TV
Some Tennents in the Frigidaire
A tankard on the sideboard there
Eusebio, Pele and the rest
"All the best, son. All the best."
Roy Of The Rovers? Well, not quite
But closer, maybe in our sight.
Their names provoke nostalgic smiles
The Charlton brothers, Nobby Stiles
And chanted loudest and in awe
"Bobby Moore, Bobby Moore"
The almost-sainted Bobby Moore…
But old times,hey? They're all long-gone
You can't go back, you must move on
And Germany awaits again
Go cheerful from that train or plane
And mellow with those golden beers
To lay the ghosts of forty years
Play Argentina or Brazil
Good-naturedly - with no ill-will
From round-to-round and day-to-day
The game we showed the world to play
On pitches overlooked by downs
Or blackened stacks of Pennine towns
Where part-time players heard the cheers
Of fellow workers in their ears
Who stood on terrace, cap and rattle
Or penned in sheds like human cattle
The working lads from sunless streets
Who never saw a match from seats
And recognised just one way up;
The glory of that football cup
Maybe those long-dead underdogs
With blakeys on their boots or clogs
Who knew the hunger and desire
- The tinder that could kindle fire-
Have passed the spirit and its powers
To places poorer now than ours
Perhaps in cities in Brazil
Where backstreet boys go hungry still
They've taken on the spark somehow
Which wealthy Europe's lacking now
In England, we will cram the bars
And drape the streets with George's flag
Red and white on vans and cars
While p.c. tongues and fingers wag
Though what the great and good allow
Is not up for discussion now
The talk is more of Rooney's foot
Of various metatarsal matters
Whether Messrs Crouch or Owen
Reduce defending walls to tatters
Whether Sven the Swede is worthy
Genius or mad professor?
Media poised like vultures waiting
As they will with his successor
"Now back to our studio pundits…"
Rubicund, grey hair, red ears
Run back in from green-room doorways
Having finished hurried beers
Face the cameras - don't look up
Can we talk about The Cup?
Make predictions for the players
Whether Beckham's on his mettle
Old scores, new scores
Scores to settle
Somewhere there's another nation
Quietly putting on the kettle
No-score draws or matches won?
Dogs let out - or ironing done?
Anything to fill the yawning
Gap before the game's begun.
England back in red and dreaming
Forty fated years now gone
Beckham stern and Lampard beaming
Moore and Ramsey's ghosts look on
Older players gamely gathered
Near to where they won their bout
Rheumy-eyed, will pose for photos
With the old red line thinned out
Hard avoiding that nostalgia
Seeing the fellows standing there
With the Captain's Number Six shirt
Draped across his empty chair.
Younger players will take their places
Shoulders squared to fill the frame
Lighter boots and different faces
But the spirit stays the same
Of these lions who'll play the game.
"…the game consisting of two halves
Is ninety minutes long in all
To gain possession of the ball
The time not nearly long enough
The world being mad about this stuff."
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Martin Newell. 1.6.06