The Corrs -
Drinking Game
(Someone's gotta do it)-- by Jess Lai

1. Grab the beverage of your desire(I don't drink alcohol myself, so it doesn't have to be alcoholic).
2. Place your favourite Corrs CD or tape in your player.
3. Press play (surely this is an obvious step, unless of course, you're already drunk. We haven't even started yet).
4. Take a gulp everytime you think you hear an Irish accent happening (if you're Irish yourself and can't tell apart the accent, take a sip anyway).
5. If you hear of any words similar to 'Corrs'( e.g. Coors, course, cause, cores), then drink as much as you like.
6. If a wise saying occurs, stop drinking, nod and say "Aah, very wise".
7. When anyone of the Corrs play their instruments as solo pieces, (please, no filthy thoughts) impersonate them and when you think you've done a really good impersonation, pat yourself on the back, have a drink, rush down to David Foster and ask him for a job (the last statement is optional).
8. When a jig occurs, put your drink down, grab a friend and jig away.
9. After you've done jigging, have a rest while a milder tune is played. If itis not, keep jigging!
10. Scull down the rest of your drink everytime a song has finished.
11. When the entire CD or tape has finished, turn the player off (this is the step which I gotta mention cos by this time, you'd probably quite drunk).
12. Lastly, go to the toilet. You'll feel better.

Congratulations! You've just achieved The Corrs Drinking Game!

You want more?!? How about....

Physical Challenge!!!

1. Play the CD or tape a second time. (Now you're Corr-azy)
2. Instead of jigging to the jigs with a friend, try jigging while drinking and not spill a drop of it. Chocking not allowed.
3. If you think you hear the Corrs calling you, you know you're imagining things. Try sculling a drink that you most hate. That way, it might wake you up a bit.
4. Immediately after you drink your hated beverage, pause your music, and go rinse your mouth.
5. Continue your music again. When you think that the Corrs are personally singing to you, thank them and get another drink.
6. Don't your kidneys hurt yet?!? If it does, STOP!
7. If it doesn't, repeat the whole process again...and again...and again...

CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU ARE A CORR-AZY CORR-A-HOLIC! YOU'RE EITHER ABSOLUTELY INSANE OR YOU LOVE YOUR DRINK TOO MUCH.