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This is a picture of me. A vision of loveliness, I think you'll all agree. Actually it has caught me at my best angle. |
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Aaaah. The face of my
beloved. Some of you will have met Cath on various chat pages and come to the conclusion that I and she are one and the same. I hope this sets the record straight. (She'll kill me for this!!) |
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Him that sired me. Proof conclusive that too much Football Manager on the ZX Spectrum is hazardous to health. This man is currently buying a PC for the sole purpose of playing that damn game on one of the multitudinous Spectrum emulators out there. Hope this goes some way towards explaining why I'm like I am. |
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Elias...aka Oi. My sibling, who after outgrowing countless nicknames (inflicted on him by myself) decided to got the whole hog and change his name by deed poll to "Elias" Why? Well, I'll guess we'll never know. Musos are a funny breed at the best of times. Can craft a damn fine tune, mind. |
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Dave. Another sibling. Davey Boy spends most of his time completely off his face, lying about how much he drinks and how he is unbeatable at pool....seems to have a lot of "off" days though. |
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Pat. The Wicked Step Father. Altered irrevocably through secret self experimentation, Pat's knowledge of the arcane arts of pre-transistor technology is unsurpassed. Useless, but nonetheless unsurpassed. |
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Mother. The chair person of a local coven and primary school teacher. And to think that parents trust their children to this woman. Still there have only been 2 "disappearances" this year and she's clever enough to snatch them a week or two before the Sabbat. |
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Old Nick. The youngest of our brood. Nick is a wannabe Geek...but the geeks disown him for being too extreme. He has recently got himself a job as an usher in the cinema and has since become chemically dependent on popcorn. |
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Pentadact. The frog faced youngster. Frequenting the chat page at the PCZone website is a full time occupation for this scamp. Hobbies include toad tickling, newt nibbling ... and other amphibious malarkies. |
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Kimbo. Kim Kimberly was the unisex hero(ine) of level 9's Snowball adventure series. He too is a long serving contributor to the chat page at the PCZone website, where his mixture of games related help, foul mouthed spite and just plain gibberish are generally ignored by the populace at large. Here he can be seen in his school uniform...even though he's a little short for a stormtrooper |
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Packley. This fresh faced fellow is Plevo, or Packley, or whatever. He has difficulty retaining a name for five minutes. He sent me this picture of himself, which is unique in this collection, as it is unaltered in any way. |
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Mr. Morte (the Master of all
things sad and and pathetic). Morte is an inspiration for all those who aspire to true nerdhood. A legendary figure, weak of chin and will, he rails against the onset of maturity, clinging to the ebbing fragments of childhood with a tenacity which would be admired by any clam. He has not applied for membership of the self deprecation society as he is far too busy playing D&D and Risk (with himself). |
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(SOD) Shanx. This chinese englishman is a member of the Stormtroopers of Deutschland, although like me, he would never be able to appreciate how a rat moustache, Rudi Voller haircut, white socks and slip on shoes could ever be fashionable. Shanx is a regular player of Outlaws at the IGZ, though he spends most of his time trying to chat up the girls. He has unfortunately been prohibited from caring for children, on account of him being the Devil. |
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Nello The
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