Dead or alive...you're coming with me
You gonna draw those pistols..or whistle dixie?
S.O.D. Tiny Twerp's Page

This page is dedicated to all those Outlaws players out there who persevere and train constantly to reach the pinnacle of gun slinging perfection.....and fail miserably.

Now for those of you who are uninitiated in the joys of Outlaws, and have cajoled and heckled me in the past for being a fan of a quote: "Boring first person shooter", I won't waste space trying to convert you. Just go back to Quake, hugging your rocket launcher and quad damage crutch, you soulless and unimaginative fools, you. Did I fire six shots..or was it only five


This is the story of a lone gun fighter...who was pretty useless, so had to gang up with a bunch of Krauts to make himself look good... ah sorry, seek strength in numbers. (how to get kicked out of your gang in one easy step)

My adopted gang is the Storm Troopers of Deutschland (or Death depending on who you ask) or S.O.D. for short. Visit their hideout now....if you're tired of living. Actually joking aside, they're a good bunch and can be found occasionally all playing happily at the Internet Gaming Zone, where their team play is admired (so long as you can stop them from charging off into the sunset in the direction of Poland).

Tiny Twerp's Top Tips:

  1. Don't Stop Moving.
  2. Either Snipe from a distance or pile in close quarters...
  3. Use Shotguns in closed areas (Mary is best).
  4. Use rifle for distance and medium range work.
  5. If the game is laggy use a knife...it's deadly.
  6. When fleeing...try to drop dynamite as you go.
  7. If you're sure you've pumped enough lead into someone in order to kill them...run off otherwise the lag will allow them to get a few more shots off at you before they die.
  8. Never let KJBD_Storm host!!!
  9. sniper scopes are next to useless
  10. 3dfx allows you to see beneath water...buy one now!

    S.O.D. play to the rules dictated by S.O.D. Law, (like Marshall Law, but with one exception). We allow sawn-off shotguns in our ML matches, unless there is an objection. No Cream...No Badge...No Cheats. Any challenges...or if you want to try out, mail me, ICQ me at 4233717 or visit the Home Page and continue from there. Or simply visit the Internet Gaming Zone, and call us sissy girls with pink pants on.....that should do the trick.

    I was going to include the lastest downloadable levels for Outlaws in this section, but there are a number of other (infinitely better) sites which already provide this service, so I will just furnish you with their links. Also included are other Outlaws related sites.