HM THE QUEEN -Out to launch!	NASSER HUSSAIN Gone to the crease - back in a minute	GENERAL CUSTER - Me and the boys have just popped out for an Indian	MELINDA MESSINGER - Just popped out	BOB HOLNESS - Just popped out for a P
MAX BOYCE (WELSHMAN) - Just gone out for a leek	THE APATHY SOCIETY - Don't know if we will be back at all.......	THE PSYCHIC SOCIETY - Back - You know when	TOULOUSE- LAUTREC Back shortly	DEL BOY - Back Fat Maggie in the 3.30 at Newmarket
BEETHOVEN - Bach in a minuet	DAVID the shepherd boy - Had to get the flock out of here!
VAN GOUGH - Pardon?	QUASIMODO - Out to hunch	JOHN TRAVOLTA - Back Sunday morning	THE LONE RANGER - Out to lynch	Any more?