Natasha, in swirling Victorian Fog
Takes tea with Jack the Ripper,
But do WAGN want her to be
A regular day tripper?
She might knit by a guillotine
And she might be a Vampire's bride,
But WAGN said that she
Hadn't got a ticket to ride.
Glimmer at the tunnel's end
wasn't villagers with torches alight,
But GNER with a free ticket
For this commuting spirit of the night.
She survived the deadly plague
And old London's great fire,
But at the end of the train crisis
Will she be a ticket buyer?
Count Dracula was on a train
When he came through King's Cross,
So WAGN admit your mistake
And recompense this Lady for her loss.
