This Page is all about the little bird with the yellow bill, it is a poem made up by J and Ryan, the owners of
J's and Ryan's Friends Page just for entertainment. Now, we are asking you to come up with your own little bird poems and send them to us at JustinSkill@Compuserve.com. All received will be put onto this page.This version of the little bird is called "The One With the Little Bird", it is the first of our Friends extras, every line should be repeated by someone after yourself, it was meant for Chandler to say every line, then Joey to repeat them! ~ Read and enjoy!
Part 1
I saw a Bird,
With a yellow bill,
I coaxed him in,
With my windowsill.
I fed him sweets,
He started to tweet,
I punched him in,
Between the sheets.
He got stressed,
And then undressed,
And then he flew,
Out the door.
He hit the wall,
And was no more.
And that was,
The last we saw,
Of the little bird,
With the yellow bill.
Part 2
He woke up,
With a bang to the head,
And again he flew,
Into my bed.
He got dressed,
With even more stress,
And then I said
"You ‘R’ a pest"
Then he replied,
Without a rest,
That indeed he was,
A Hairy Pest!
And then he flew,
Towards the loo,
Took a left,
Into the zoo.
He got caught,
Put in a cage.
And that was,
The last we saw,
Of the Little Bird,
With the yellow bill.
Part 3
He then escaped,
through a hole,
He flew around,
And hit a pole.
He soon woke up,
And then said,
Many a thing,
About my bed.
That little bird,
With the yellow bill,
Landed near ,
My sleeping pill.
He had a head,
Like many a bird,
But unlike others,
He preferred my bed.
He fell asleep,
And that was
The last we saw,
Of the Little Bird,
With the yellow bill.
Part 4
He again woke up,
And started to itch,
He wiggled around,
With many a twitch.
He went a walk’in,
Towards the rocket,
He went a talk’in,
As he got on the rocket:
With many a thought,
With many a thing,
And he got launched,
Into outer thing.
And that was, REALLY
The last we saw,
Of the Little Bird,
With the yellow bill!!!!!!!
THE END
First published in 1999 by Robert Hendy, a copy of J and Ryan Ltd.
Associated companies around the world.
ISBN 0 87665 3423 8
TM & copyright 1999 Joey: and Ryan Ltd. The Little Bird Trademark is used by J and Ryan Ltd, under license from themselves.
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Little Bird Production: Robert Hendy
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