Murphy's Laws (Arthur Bloch)

"Nothing is ever so bad it can't get worse."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If you don't care where you are, you aint lost."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Forgive and Remember."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"The bigger they are, the harder they hit."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who knew it would."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Fools rush in and get the best seats."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs,
You don't understand the problem."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"When the going gets tough, everyone leaves."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"An Optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds.
A Pessimist fears this is true."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"It is impossible for an optimist to be pleasantly surprised."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If you hit two keys on a typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"To err is human,
But to really foul things up requires a computer."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"There are some things which are impossible to know, But it's impossible to know what they are."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"To err is human. To blame it on somebody else is even more human."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Sow your wild oats on Saturday night.
Then on Sunday pray for crop failure."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to seal the letter."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Teamwork is essential.
It allows you to blame someone else."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Government corruption is always reported in the past tense."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Those who are most moral are furthest from the problem."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If you wait, it will go away...if it was bad, it will be back."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Before ordering a test, decide what you will do if it is
(a) Positive or
(b) Negative

If both answers are the same, don't do the test."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Handy Guide To Modern Science
  1. If it's green or it wriggles, it's Biology.
  2. If it stinks, it's chemistry.
  3. If it doesn't work, it's physics.
  4. If it doesn't make sense, it's either economics or psychology."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Science is true. Don't be misled by facts."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"You can't push on a rope."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work,
it will."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"The elevator always comes after you have put down your bag."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If you can't fix it, feature it."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Progress is made on alternate Fridays."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If you're feeling good, don't worry.
You'll get over it."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If nobody uses it, there's a reason."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If you cannot convince them,
confuse them."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"1. When in doubt, mumble.
2. When in trouble, delegate.
3. When in charge, ponder."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Never sleep with anybody crazier than yourself."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"No real problem has a solution."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Say 'no,' then negotiate."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Just because it is still standing
does not mean it is not dead."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Any argument carried far enough will end up in semantics."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"By making mistakes in your logic, you have at least a random chance of coming to a correct conclusion."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"The greater the magnitude, the less notice will be taken that it does not work."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If you take something apart and put it back together enough times, eventually you will have two of them."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Don't eat the menu."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"If you are given two contradictory orders, obey them both."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"You remember to mail a letter only when you're nowhere near a mailbox."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

"Trust everybody, but cut the cards."

--Arthur Bloch, Murphy's Law

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