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ISMS Annual Gala Dinner Guest List


Below is the current list of guests invited to the ISMS Once-a-Year Annual Gala Dinner.

If you know of other guests who should be invited to attend, please contact us via email and we'll add them to the 'By special invitation of' section, and you'll get a mention too. In the meantime, the ISMS will be pleased to welcome the following:

ISMS ARMS

ISMS Once-a-Year Annual Gala Dinnner

Guest List

 
Guests of Honour

Colonel & Mrs Strapp and their son Jock 
the ISMS would like to thank him once again for his support

 
The loyal toast will be lead by
Lady Hooray's adopted son Hip


ISMS honoured guests
Police Commissioner Neenah and his daughter Nina
Lord & Lady Nice-Again and their daughter Turndout
Mr & Mrs Doubt and their son Peter
Mr & Mrs Kaseltzer and their son Al
Mr & Mrs Kiatric-Ward and their son Cy
Mr & Mrs D'Death and their son Dai 
Dr Titian and his son Mort
Mr & Mrs Thenasia and their son Hugh
Dr and Mrs Hologist and their daughter Pat
Mrs Chew and her daughter Penny
Mr & Mrs Elastic and their daughter Lucy
Mr Pipe and his son Dwane
Ambassador Phagg and his son Mustapha
Mr & Mrs Janus and their son Hugh
Mr & Mrs D'generator and their son Wyn
Mr & Mrs Lifeboats and their daughter Mandy
Mr & Mrs Tablockas and their daughter Bea
Lord & Lady D'Moonlight and their son Jimmy
Lord & Lady Portinastorm and their son Ernie
Mr & Mrs Youwithlastnight and their son Hoover
Mr & Mrs Necessary-Onabike and their daughter Isabell
Mr & Mrs Quirrel and their daughter Grace
Mr A Schwarzenegger and Isla Bebach
Professor Kewell and his daughter Mollie
Mr & Mrs Cart and their son Orson
 

International guests
Lord & Lady Tartica and their daughter Ann (down south)
Mr & Mrs Appolis and their daughter Minnie (USA)
Mr & Mrs Binnsoff and their daughter Lydia (Russia)
Mr & Mrs O'Groats and their son John (Scotland)
Mr & Mrs Gall and their son Ben (Far east)
Mr & Mrs Meekangaroodown-Sport and their son Ty (Australia)
Mr & Mrs Forest-Ation and their daughter Dee (South American)
Mr & Mrs Gaul and their son Donny (Ireland)
Mr & Mrs Low and their son Oz (Norway)
Mr & Mrs Aigo and their daughter Sandy (USA)
Mr & Mrs Tucky and their son Ken (USA)
Mr & Mrs Jeers and their son Al (Africa)
Mr & Mrs Evening and their children Sam & Janet (South Pacific)
 

By special invitation of
Mr Steve Howey:  Mr & Mrs Lu and their daughter Vinda
Mr Geoff Wardle:  Admiral & Lady T'port and their daughter Lis
Mr Bill Stevens:  Mr & Mrs Polo and their son Walter
Ms Mary Walters:  Father Christmas and his daughter Mary
Ms Mary Walters:  Mr Jack Daniels accompanied by Jean-Ann Tonic
Mr Martin Ferris:  Mr & Mrs Hoe and their daughter Ida

 
Music will be provided by
Mr & Mrs Boreen and their son Tam
Mr & Mrs Net and their daughter Clara
Mr & Mrs Pani and their son Tim
Mr & Mrs Phonium and their son Hugh
Mr and Mrs Shawn and their daughter Fran
Mr & Mrs Saphone and their daughter Sue
Mr & Mrs Nett and their daughter Clara
assisted by
Mrs Turner and her daughter Paige

Entertainment Stalls
Mr & Mrs Bola and their son Tom
Mr & Mrs Nut-Shy and their daughter Coco
Mr & Mrs Dip and their dog Lucky
Mr & Mrs Aballinabucket and their son Chuck
Mr & Mrs Duck and their son Hooka
Mr & Mrs La and their son Hoop


The Prize Draw will be orgainised by
Xavier Money

Additional catering will be provided by
Mr & Mrs Witch-Toaster and their son Sam
Mr & Mrs Singbowl and their son Mick
Mrs Terd-Water and her son Phil
Mr & Mrs Quisk and their daughter Electra 
Mr & Mrs Mallow and their daughter Marsha
Mr & Mrs Chegg and their son Scott
Mr & Mrs Melon and their son Walter
Mr & Mrs Ittofish and their son Phil
Mr & Mrs Winkle and their daughter Peri

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