Ism of the Month Hall of Fame     Golden     Awards Month # Ism Author/Source April 2003 174 I'm better than any one of them put together The ISMS President May  488 While you're working, try to remember what we talked about tomorrow (he meant yesterday) Russ Pottinger June  512  The sun sets over that hill every morning Lady on BBC2 TV July  693 I wouldn't fancy a motorbike, but I wouldn't mind a sidecar Tim August 681 She can't be a spinster, she's never been married Tim Sepetmber 624 It's a plain clothes police car Peter Morgan's wife October 38 Have you got the Z to Y street guide? The ISMS President November 793 It's as dead as a nit! David Prestwich December 274 He was getting a major share of the lion's cake Phil Carruthers January 15 We were up to the kneeballs in snow The ISMS President February 848 That's just oil under the troubled bridge Geoff Norris March 847 I won't be shoe-horned into a cul-de-sac Fievel April 2004 903  Surgeon suspended over a bowl of soup! GM TV news May 901 I had them eating putty out of my hands Joe Papworth June 906 They've shot the hand that laid the golden goose George Reynolds July 922 Zwei grand bier, sil vous plait Chris Keylock August 483 Make sure every stone is unturned Diane Gallacher September 920 He went off like a bag of prawns in the midday sun Will Greenwood October 964 It wasn't the last time, it was the time after that! Will Greenwood November 991 I'm easy-easy-over like a boiled egg! Fievel December 959 Take that advice with a dose of salts Sandy McGivern January 1037 I couldn't seem to make head nor sense of it! Fievel February 1055 Let's look at the annual tasks that we do every year! Martin Green March 1078 Then, woe & betide, this happens! Neil Warnock April 2005 1108 I'm not worried about market testing. We're hands and knees above the firms! Ray Morris May 1125 Just look at that dog, it's full of the beans of Spring! Brenda June 1136 I've been on Friend's Reinvented Fievel July 1139 How old was Dawn's baby when it was born? Joanne McDonough August 1179 That dog's as mad as a hatter from planet cuckoo land. Fievel September 1185 I'm shattered today, I was aroused last night by boisterous neighbours Ruth Awarded following a vote by ISMS members

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