The History of the ISMS
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Epilogue
What....? There’s no time left to finish my speech on the ISMS History .............? Well, I must have been misconfused about how long I had to speak!
Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you enjoyed my talk on the history of the ISMS and, unlike Ronald Reagan, I hope I didn’t make any unpresidented remarks. I’m just sorry that I didn’t have time to include one single isms quote during my speech.
Never mind, I hope to see you all at next year’s annual AGM at which time we are hoping to present our thoughts on Soft Isms Mythology in the workplace. See you all then. (At this point the Professor was escorted from the stage by two men in white coats!)
Chairman's note: Never fear! Just because the President was taken away for a rest, this is not the end. As we continue to piece together the incomplete and utter history of the ISMS we will add additional chapters to this website as they become available; we generally update for each additional 50 isms or so. Look out for more thrilling instalments.
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First
edition 1 April 1985
Second's
out 1 April 1986
Third
kind (a close encounter) 1 April 1987
Fourth
protocol 1 April 1999
Fifth
amendment 1 April 2001
Sicth
sense 1 April 2002
Anniversary
update 1 April 2003
Seventh
(Sam or I), October 2003
Eigth
a knockout, May 2004
Ninth
, May 2005
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The History of the ISMS is copyright to S L Rottenpig-Rules and LFG
publications in association with the ISMS and JRP
