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Previous Caption Competition - #5                                          
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 Our favourite caption:

 

Little did he realise it, but Mr Pinkerton was about to lose his shirt again on the old 'three cups' trick!
Baz

 

USB Compatible my arse!
Phil Phrenzy

Little did he realise it, but Mr Pinkerton was about to lose his shirt again on the old 'three cups' trick!
Baz

..... moving on, this is the third apple in my collection of 3,567!
Karl Back

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, then Norton decided to eat three a day to keep the Grim Reaper at bay! Tatie Billie

 

If I have to taste test one more baked apple, I'm gonna hurl applesauce. Carlotta Goldberg

 

Orv was tinkering with the latest breast implant prototypes when his fingernail punctured the perfect C-Cup.
Curly Carlotta

 

Henry was convinced there had been a mix up at the Irish ebay despatch - he'd ordered apple trees, not tree apples!
Baz

 

Barnes Wallace tries to convince British bomber command that the 'bouncing apple' will be an effective dambuster!
Corporal Clinger

 

 

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