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Previous Caption Competition - #7                                     
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caption #7 

 

 Our favourite caption:

 
The lumberjacks took a time to hide in the annual Hide and Seek Festival

Diddie 

 

Furniture flatpacks ..... the early years
wee pearl

60% of all cars on the road are a Ford Focus.
Pinkyhusky

Hmmm. This dug-out Titanic is going to take longer than I thought. 
O G Nash

I just know my keys are in here somewhere!
Merlin

The lumberjacks took a time to hide in the annual Hide and Seek Festival
Diddie

"I don't mind fielding," mused Dobbin, "but how am I going to hold the bat?"
O G Nash

I read on the Internet that this is why standard rail gauge is four feet eight and a half inches
O G Nash

I don't care if you ARE driving. Noah will not let you on board.
O G Nash

Toothpick, toothpicks, they always want more toothpicks!!
Curly Billy

There was no way Charley was going to have the toboggan ready for the Winter Olympics
Baz

 

 

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