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Extracts from the Star-Tribune Police & Fire Dispatches


Unlike other pages and links on the ISMS website this one relates to a serious publication: The Star-Tribune, the newspaper of Greater Carroll County, Arkansas covering: Berryville, Eureka Springs and Green Forest and surrounding areas.

As you'll see, if you follow the link, the Star-Tribune is a genuine newspaper for the local community. However, the recorded police dispatches for the three main cities mentioned above often make great reading. We can't guarantee amusement every time, but we like the way incidents are recorded and think it's well worth a visit.

We've recently updated this page to select what we consider to be the best reports from 2003. We do not intend updating this page in the future, so follow the link to the newspaper site and keep yourself up to date.

The following extracts are copied word for word from the newspaper.

Date

Time

Incident

Jan 8

8:33 am

Officer investigated a report of subject stuck in a motel vending machine.  Vendor unlocked the machine and freed a raccoon

Feb 1

 7:18 pm

A discount store employee reported that a shoplifter stomped on purloined merchandise when confronted

Feb 13

1:45 pm

An officer decided no report was warranted after being informed that an unmetered dwelling was receiving electricity through an extension cord connected to a local thrift shop

Feb  13

10:28 pm

Upon receiving a 911 call saying someone had overdosed on meth, the call was forwarded to the sheriff's office  The message was then sent back to the Eureka Springs 911 system  Attempts to relay the message to the sheriff's office were unsuccessful as deputies were already on-line copying the message directly  Disposition of the incident was unclear

March 3

11:45 am

An officer took a "guitar with weird writing" abandoned in Basin Park to headquarters

March 22

5:47 pm

An anonymous caller reported a cannon firing in Greenwood Hollow  Officers were unable to locate it

March 30

2:45 pm

An officer filed a vandalism report after he found a No Parking sign in the back of a vehicle parked in a reserved spot on Center St

April 1

5:11 pm

A caller asked an officer to watch for paint ballers downtown  None was spotted

April 7

6:01 pm

An officer inspected a Steele St  mailbox and decided the contents were not, as reported, a snake

April 10

11:35 pm

An officer had a word with the spokesman for a barking dog at the end of Wall St

April 10

9:51 am

The police chief recorded a report from a woman who alleged her husband committed bigamy while visiting local attractions

April 12

12:13 am

 A father and son outing ended in a trip to the hospital and jail after fluid leaking from their damaged vehicle betrayed their whereabouts

April 14

10:22 pm

An intoxicated subject was arrested after refusing to get out of the back seat of a stranger's car parked at a local liquor store

April 26

6:18 am

An officer found vehicles in Leatherwood Park after hours  They were found to belong to the dam repairmen who live there

April 30

4:24 pm

An officer was unable to find an "aggressive-looking raccoon," reportedly running loose near Grand and Dairy Hollow

May 10

4:20 pm

The animal control officer reported that dogs chasing cars on Wall St , "hadn't caught any yet "

May 19

6:32 pm

An officer found nothing worth reporting about a subject resting in the cemetery

May 20

6:59 am

Officers reported a laundromat vending machine cleaned out

May 22

2:17 pm

An officer was unable to run down a subject reportedly lying in Mountain St

May 30

7:40 pm

An officer could not locate any drunk women matching the description of one reported on S  Main St

June 7

10:59 am

An officer relayed an alderman's request that police cars in the "lights and sirens parade" not use their sirens on Spring St

June 8

9:30 pm

Loud music reported at Shaver and Freeman  Unable to locate

June 10

9:35 pm

A man singing loudly on Owen St  was mistaken for music

June 21

4:26 pm

The animal control officer spoke with a pet owner whose Boxers were loose

June 27

8:00 pm

Police were dispatched to the golf driving range to investigate a report of a reckless driver     

June 28

11:31 pm

Police transported a subject to jail on a public intoxication charge
(why not put him on a bus instead? - ed)

July 2

8:15 pm

Police were dispatched to an Easy Street home to investigate a garbled 911 call  Police reported that everything was okay  The residents were intoxicated

July 4

6:38 pm

Caller reported a water leak behind court house  Officer reported it was not a leak, it was the sprinkler system

July 9

2:25 pm

Child in car at Dollar Tree was out on officer's arrival

July 10

2:50 am

Suspicious circumstances cleared up at laundromat

July 11

11:07 pm

Police checked two people who were at the city park

July 11

4:53 pm

Told kids to quit shooting fireworks at Locust Heights

July 13

 2:42 am

Officer responded to a report of an altercation in parking lot between bride and groom with members of the wedding party trying to calm them down  Dispute was settled

July 13

2:49 pm

Caller reported a German Shepherd running loose

July 15

8:30 pm

Police were dispatched to the police department to take a report

July 19

9:10 am

Pack of dogs running loose at Community First Bank  Unable to locate

July 21

9:27 pm

Caller reported magic props and two doves left in Basin Park

July 24

11:56 am

An officer told a Spring St  restaurant employee where to stuff his trash

July 24

12:46 pm

Caller reported dogs running loose and bothering her animal  (?)

July 26

11:05 pm

Police checked on a Mexican dance

July 27

11:05 pm

Police were at the Mexican dance

July 27

9:50 pm
10:00 pm
11:30 pm

Police transported a subject to jail
Another subject was transported to jail
A third subject went to jail

July 27

5:10 pm

Caller reported a speeding yellow moped on North Main
(speeding moped? Impossible - Ed )

July 27

10:24 am

A shop owner asked police to turn down the volume on the "Soothing Sunday Morning Music in the Park" concert

Aug 8

9:49 am

A door-to-door statue vendor identified by the large alarm clock he was carrying was advised against peddling

Aug 9

5:38 pm

An officer replaced a sidewalk grating after kids created a real tourist trap on upper Spring St

Aug 13

2:13 am

An officer determined that a couple reportedly, "fighting for the last seven hours" were only having a conversation on their back porch

Aug 13

 4:01 am

Prank calls at the emergency room  Officer answered the next one and calls ceased

Aug 25

11:20 pm

Caller reported seeing a missing person at tavern  Subject was not the missing person, but was arrested anyhow for public intoxication after being found passed out on the stairs

Aug 30

11:40 pm

Police transported a subject from the town square to jail for having an open container  (the slightest thing in the mid-west - Ed )

Aug 30

9:38 pm

A loud crash at the front door prompted a high school employee to call the police  Officers found no damage to the front door but an adjacent beer bottle was totaled

Aug 31

9:25 am

Following a call from a B&B operator, an officer was unable to intercept a woman on her way home to Oklahoma who was one suitcase short of a full load

Aug 31

4:38 pm

An officer advised a Wall St  resort operator about the proper procedure for extracting money from reluctant guests

Sept 1

10:12 am

Accident report taken on deer versus vehicle incident

Sept 2

2:35 am

Praying mantis found in child's room  Officer removed insect

Sept 3

10:29 pm

Officers asked a Dairy Hollow motorcycle tinkerer to let the neighbors get some sleep

Sept 5

10:20 pm

A vehicle red-tagged Thursday on Washington St  had been moved and now blocked even more of a driveway

Sept 26

10:30 pm

Subjects who stole ice from a US62E gas station melted into the night before officers arrived

Oct 4

10:12 pm

An officer spoke with subjects testing the law of gravity from atop a US62E observation tower

Oct 17

2:50 pm

The sheriff's department asked officers to be on the lookout for stolen Wal-Mart shopping carts which may be headed for Eureka Springs

Oct 19

7:31 pm

The East Mountain owner of an already cremated pet discovered it had been shot by a shotgun

Oct 22

4:34 am

An officer was unable to locate a suspicious vehicle said to be killing time in the cemetery

Oct  31

7:10 pm

An officer spoke with a boy brandishing a toy pistol and demanding candy from trick or treaters on Prospect St

Nov 16

2 pm

Acting on faulty information from Missouri, three officers detained a subject driving a reportedly stolen vehicle  After discovering that the vehicle had not been stolen, the driver was charged with lack of insurance

Nov 20

9:50 pm

Officer requested to close courthouse door  Mayor closed it  (shame!  -Ed)

Nov 20

10:08 pm

Officer closed auditorium door  (success! -Ed)

Nov 23

3:07 pm

Officers found only wet footprints when they responded to a complaint that motel guests were swimming after hours

Nov 23

1:20 pm

An officer found a church door agape on the historic loop

Nov 25

2:13 pm

An officer advised a subject he needs a business license to sell satellite service out of a tent

Nov 27

6:16 pm

An officer advised holiday celebrants to "stay away from each other," following his investigation of a "turkey dinner dispute" on Pivot Rock Rd

Nov 29

2:41 pm

Officers were summoned to a parking dispute on First St  but took no official action since the matter was "settled with violence "

Dec 7

10:56 am

An officer reported a dead deer in a US62E motel room apparently entered through a broken window

 

 

 

 

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