News Section
This is the section where I will post anything interesting witty or just stuff I want to say when I feel like it, feel free to mail me anything you think could make the grade!

22nd May 2000
Well what do you know you update the page and you DO get a response. I hope you're happy now Paul (please note correct usage!).  Also a special message to Paul it is NOT a five line update I've actually looked over the page updated links removed dead sites and I even uploaded the finished about me page!  If you think you are SO great, you write a web page.
PS. The random WORDS in capitals are a NEW thing I'm trying out to emulate the title sequence in Star Wars (Honest).

14th May 2000
Hey there!  If any one does even look at this please let me know, email or the guestbook is good for me.  Any way I figured I'd just let you know where I've been for two years.  Well lets start with Christmas '98, I went off to Antigua and had a great time lying in the sun, some where along the way I quite clearly got amnesia (the only way to explain the whole not updating thing, OK I could have used the coma thing but I didn't want to insult your intelligence!).  That led into 1999 which I have to say was a "cosmic" year, the whole time after Christmas and new year seemed to be leading to A-Level exams, then there was summer which I only have photographic evidence of and not a memory (That's always the trouble with finishing major exams). That summer I also found out I was accepted into Surrey Uni so I had celebrate that and then there was freshers week!!!  What can I say it went on more than just the one week, here at the other end of it studying hard (honest mum) for my end of first year exams.  Which leads me to this update:
Well....

study + student = boredom    boredom => check email    check email = annoying message (from webring)
annoying message = finally do something about it => The Update!!

So now everyone's bored stupid.  Actually, I'm quite sure I only mean ONE person, the one who actually looks at this each month.  Don't take this however as a sign I'm going to actually update my site regularly although you never know!

6th December 1998
1000 visitors to the site! I would just like to thank all of you out their who contributed to that and hope that you continue to visit my site despite the rather infrequent updates I've been making. Even I have to work.

25th August 1998
Well here I go, I haven't been updating the site much, for some strange reason it isn't as fun in the holidays! wait until I get back to school then I should have some more news. One thing I did do is add a small window for the module player which I urge you all to get. On a more amusing note, a recent scandal has evolved, starting out innocently with the first time exploits of one inexperienced young male student, attending Sutton Valence School and a Canadian girl with a Nazi boyfriend. Unfortunately the young student returned and informed his friends of this while also going a local establishment that served fermented vegetable products. After consuming large amounts of these products the small group returned to the abode of the young student, where they proceeded to play his mother at pool. After a short time one of the friends, who had consumed one too many a fermented vegetable product and had recently suffered an emotional break-up, informed the students mother that her son had misplaced his small red fruit. When asked to comment on the validity of these ramblings by his mother he had only this to say "Hmm, sand gets every where doesn't it!".

13th July 1998
Wow I've been away a long time and I'm sorry I've had exams, school work, not to mention I crashed my car but hey it's not all bad I've had some good times in there too. This is really just for all of those people out there who support this site with regular visits there is a prize for the person who can actually tell me where that good time was! I certainly can't find it. Well now I've got that off my chest I fell a lot better.

14th June 1998
Sorry there's been no news update for the last few days but I've been rather occupied in creating The Nutbar Webring but now that's all sorted I can get back to updating the site tidying up etc.

11th June 1998
Today saw a major reshuffle on the page, mainly the introduction of this separate news page, but also me adding the code for the Jedi Knight ring, it doesn't work yet it has to be OK'd first but soon it will be up and running check back for an update.

10th June 1998
Wooo hooo I checked this morning and discovered I've had over 200 visitors! I'd just like to say a big "cheers" to all you people out there.

6th June 1998
Mr Claus You Know Who You Are, mail me now and I might consider not doing something very nasty to you!!

3rd June 1998
All I can say is oops! Today I wiped any new messages from my guestbook, if you are visiting the site again and left a message in the last few days please leave it again! On the plus side during the fiddling in which I deleted the guestbook I uploaded a start to the Website Review page.

30th May 1998
Today I added a content page, a section about me the author of the page and I even did a little more work on that website review area, boy is that more work than I thought it would be!
PS. See if you can spot the IT teachers entry in my guestbook!

19th May 1998
I just got my first car this afternoon and felt like telling the world, so I am.

18th May 1998
Started work on a website review section, probably to appear under the regulars section cause those are the one to go for review first!
Also today my guestbook received the first suspect message, see if you can spot it and then show him what for!

15th May 1998
Cheats section added today

12th May 1998
I passed my driving test today and thought that was worth mentioning!

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