Men Bite Back

Dogs are better than wives because..............

.....their time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.

.....they love it when YOUR friends come over.

.....they don't care if you use their shampoo.

.....they think you sing great.

.....they don't expect you to call them if you are running late.

.....the later you are, the more excited they get.

.....they forgive you for playing with other dogs.

.....they don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.

.....they get excited by playing rough.

.....they can appreciate excess body hair

.....if another dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

.....they don't shop.

.....they like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.

.....their disposition stays the same all month.

.....they never need to examine the relationship.

.....their parents never come to visit.

....when they get old and start to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot them.

.....they don't hate their body.

.....it's legal to keep a dog chained up.

.....they don't want to know about every other dog you have had.

.....they like to snoop outside, as opposed to your wallet, desk or sock drawer.

.....they don't let magazine articles guide their life.

.....they love car trips.