Alabama: At Least we're not Mississippi
Alaska: 11, 623 Eskimos Can't be wrong
Arizona: Dehyd-riffic
California: As Seen on TV
Colorado: If you dont ski, don't bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, only dirtier and with less character
Florida: Ask us about our grandkids
GeorgiaL We put the "fun" in Fundamentalism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to the mainland, but leave your money).
Idaho: More then just potatoes... well okay, we're not, but the potatoes sure are really good
Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
Indiana: 2 Billion years tidal wave free!!
Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
Kansas: First of the rectangle states
Kentucky: Five Million people; fifteen last names
Louisiana: We're not ALL drunk cajun wackos
Maine: Cheap Lobster
Maryland: The thinking man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower then Sweden's, but that's about it
Michigan: First line of defense against the Canadians
Minnesota: For Sale
Mississippi: Come feel better about your own state
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, The Unibomber, and very little else
Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest
Nevada: Prostitution and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go away and Leave us alone!
New Jersey: You Want a @#$%#& Motto? I Got yer %$@#%# Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards make excellent pets
New York: You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney...
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
Ohio: Don't judge us by Cleveland!
Oklahoma: Just like the musical only no singing
Oregan: Spotted Owl, It's What's for dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal
Rhode Island: We're not REALLY an island
South Carolina: Remeber the civil war? We didn't actually surrender!
South Dakota: A little closer then North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educshun State!
Texas: Si? Hablo Ingles?
Utah: Our Jesus is better then your Jesus
Vermont: Yep!
Virginia: Who says government stiffs and slackjaw yokels don't mix?
Washington: Help! We're overrun by Nerds and Slackers!
Washington DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut our Cheese!
Wyoming: Wynot?