Excitable: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
Sociable: Joins friend in piss whether he has to go or not.
Crosseyed: Looks into left urinal, pisses into one in center, flushes one on right.
Nosey: Looks into next urinal to see how guy is fixed.
Timid: Cannot urinate if someone is watching, flushes urinal as if he has already used it.
Indifferent: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
Clever: No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on floor.
Worried: Is not sure of what he has been into lately, makes quick inspection.
Absentminded: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
Disgruntled: Stands for awhile, gives up, walks away.
Sneak: Farts silently while leaking, sets very innocent, knows man next to him will be blamed.
Childish: Leaks directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see the bubbles.
Patient: Stands very close for a long time waiting, reads paper with free hand.
Desparate: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
Efficient: Waits till he has to crap, then does both at the same time.
Tough: Bangs dick against side of urinal to dry it.
Fat: Has to back up and take long shot at the urinal, misses, and pisses on shoes.
Little: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
Drunk: Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
Radical: Ignores urinal, pisses on wall.