These are actual excuse notes teachers have received,
spelling mistakes included:
-My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.
today. Please execute him.
-Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I
had her shot.
-Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28,
29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
-Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
-Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday
he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
-John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of
his face.
-Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing
football. He was hurt in the growing part.
-Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by very close veins.
-Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
-Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose
vowels.
-Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had
diarrhea and his boots leak.
-Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
-Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
-I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas
shopping because I don't k now what size she wear.
-Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We
forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we
found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
-Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to
attend her funeral.
-My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent a weekend with the Marines.
-Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a
cold and could not breed well.
-Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in
bed with gramps.
-Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
-Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the
doctor.
-Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a
fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach . Her sister
was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low
grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either,
sore throat and fever. There must be something going
around, her father even got hot last night.