Car Insurance Excuses
The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
When I saw I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
The accident was due to the other man narrowly missing me.
To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
There were plenty of lookers on, but no witnesses.
The water from my radiator accidently froze at twelve midnight.
I collided with a stationary tree.
There was no damage to the car as the gate post will testify.
The accident was due to the road bending
The other man altered his mind and I had to run over him.
I told the other Idiot what he was and went on.
One wheel went into the ditch. My foot jumped from the accelerator pedal, leapt across the lane to the other side and jammed in the trunk of a tree.
I remember nothing after passing the Crown Hotel until I came too and saw P.C.Brown.
A Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the Cow was half witted.
A Bull was standing near-by and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car.
If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself, it would not have happened.
She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we collided.
I bumped into a lamp-post that was obscured by human beings.
I heard a horn blow and was violently struck in the back - a lady was evidently trying to pass me.
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and struck a tree I haven't got.
Three women were talking to each other, and when one stepped back and one stepped forward, I had to have an accident.
I blew my horn but it would not work as it was stolen.
I thought the Garage had only four posts, but my car bumped into a fifth.
A lamp-post bumped into my car, damaging it in two places.
I left my car unattended for a minute and, whether by accident or design, it ran away.
I consider neither vehicle to blame, but if either was to blame it was the other one.
I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault and had been knocked over before.
I was knocked out as a result of the collision and was taken to hospital where I sustained serious injuries.
Leaving home for work, I drove out of my drive straight into a bus; the bus was 5 minutes early.
The accident was caused by me waving to a man I hit last week.
I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel.
The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my head through it.
I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment
had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my view and I did not see the car.
An Invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
I saw the slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
