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Beatitudinous
outpourings upon you, beloved siblings, yolk-fellows in the
egg of Christian love. Welcome to the most Christ-filled
corner of the worldly wide web.
I am the minister of St Ursula's High Pentecostal-Reformed Church in Lewisham, and an international superChristian.
You know me as a hard-hitting but entertaining preacher at the annual Exegesis for the Common Man festival.
You might
also know me as the writer of such anointed worship songs
as:
• 'O God You're Really Lord'
•' Tell Me The Good Old Story (About Who's Not Going To
Glory)', and
• 'I Wanna Be a Jehovah Pavlova (The Justified Desserts
Song)'.
Others will
know me as the writer of countless soul-saving tracts
like:
• Will You Be Sky-walking when Jesus Strikes Back?,
• How to Avoid Eye Contact During the Grace, and
• Demons Knifing Your Eyeballs and Boiling Your Groin
for All Eternity, or Sunday Morning at Your Local High
Pentecostal-Reformed Church? The Choice is Yours.
You might also know me as archsteward of RGA Ministries, equipping the people of God with everything needful for the spiritual life, from Holy Martyrs Burn Again Candles to the Leviticus Theme Park.
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