or : What has Flurby Jim been doing today?
You may not have heard of Flurby Jim. Quite frankly this would surprise no-one. However, what you don't know is that he is the single bloke to which the entirety of the current state of global society can be linked (blamed). And he is only 17 (awwwwwwww). So no blaming the war on him. He does not look like this :
but his friend Bill does. Neither does he look like this :
but his wife, Herby Flo does. She too is 17, but they are married anyway. She is a doctor, by the way. Flurby Jim is studying to be a solicitor. They are both originally from Africa. Flurby Jim looks relatively ordinary, truth be told. In fact, much like this :
In a confusing twist of fate, never fully explained, whenever Flurby Jim, Herby Flo and Bill have a big hug, they end up looking like a tree :
Though the three of them are great friends of the local super hero's (BatBloke and Dobin, pictured next), they hardly ever see each other. But then Flurby Jim and Herby Flo are friends with almost everyone, and as such stir up a surprising amount of press interest, when you consider the number of articles written about them which have never appeared. Most common causes of articles never appearing are :
and the current least common involves one article which was mistaken for a pier. To make up for this deficiency, this site is entirely about news concerning Flurby Jim. It goes back to his kidnapping and presumed death this year, and continues until I get bored. Before I go, here are BatBloke and Dobin, in their first web appearance since their web site disappeared a year or so ago - and as always facing away from us :
it is worth ignoring what Dobin (the guy with the messed up hair, on the right) is saying - neither of them are Siamese. Unless you please.