"Hi. I'm Flurby Jim. Do you like my site? If you do not then I must kill you
now. I was in Vietnam, you know? They sell very nice food but by the time I
got there I couldn't help thinking it would have been faster to have used
a plane, or a car or a train or something. Actually, forget I said that.
That isn't the point.
My plan for life was quite simple. I was going to live fast and die young
and leave a good looking corpse. But then I discovered that you must be
good looking in the first place! That isn't important now though.
So why am I here, talking straight to you, the reader of this site related
to news about me?
That isn't a rhetorical question." - Flurby Jim
What Flurby Jim may have been trying to explain, especially in that other
quote about web addresses - you must have heard it before - and such like,
was that there are now three places that the latest Flurby Jim news may be
reported.
Place one is
http://www.btinternet.com/~t.harte/news.
Place two is
http://www-users.york.ac.uk/~tdrh100.
Place three is via AC99.
A place you are unlikely to find Flurby Jim news is
http://www.bbc.co.uk as the self
important feudalistic idiots there are still consigning Flurby Jim stories
to the 'invisible ink' desk. Which sounds like a stupid desk to have, but
you never know when such things may come in handy. Another stupid thing
which may one day come in handy is my mate Fred, who has influence upon the
chief justice but cannot yet tie his own shoe laces. Please do not let this
concern you.