Flurby Jim Speaks

Hear his words :

"Hi. I'm Flurby Jim. Do you like my site? If you do not then I must kill you now. I was in Vietnam, you know? They sell very nice food but by the time I got there I couldn't help thinking it would have been faster to have used a plane, or a car or a train or something. Actually, forget I said that. That isn't the point.

My plan for life was quite simple. I was going to live fast and die young and leave a good looking corpse. But then I discovered that you must be good looking in the first place! That isn't important now though.

So why am I here, talking straight to you, the reader of this site related to news about me?

That isn't a rhetorical question." - Flurby Jim


What Flurby Jim may have been trying to explain, especially in that other quote about web addresses - you must have heard it before - and such like, was that there are now three places that the latest Flurby Jim news may be reported.

Place one is http://www.btinternet.com/~t.harte/news.

Place two is http://www-users.york.ac.uk/~tdrh100.

Place three is via AC99.

A place you are unlikely to find Flurby Jim news is http://www.bbc.co.uk as the self important feudalistic idiots there are still consigning Flurby Jim stories to the 'invisible ink' desk. Which sounds like a stupid desk to have, but you never know when such things may come in handy. Another stupid thing which may one day come in handy is my mate Fred, who has influence upon the chief justice but cannot yet tie his own shoe laces. Please do not let this concern you.