Flurby Jim Attempts To Figure It all Out

Having previously worked on such global dilemmas as 'how does the fridge know when the door is open?' and 'just who invented the Sandwich?', coming up with answers such as 'a little switch' and 'the Earl of Sandwich' (but not in that order), Flurby Jim today had a heated conversation with Dobin on whether it is true to say that everyone is an individual.


Thanks to a dictaphone conveniently lost on site before the argument with a surpirisingly long tape inside and batteries that do not run out, we have this exclusive write up of the conversation:

F.Jim I saw a sign today. It said 'everyone is an individual - treat them as such'
Dobin I wrote that sign during my former life as a sign writer . . . a profession which you yourself are acquainted with.
F.Jim So - tell me this - how does it make sense?
Dobin How doesn't it?
F.Jim Well, for one thing, how am I meant to treat everyone differently to how I just treat everyone else?
Dobin I don't see your point
F.Jim WELL, if I chose to treat everybody as an individual, I am treating them all the same and not as an individual at all..
Dobin You're right. It doesn't make sense at all.
F.Jim SO WHY DID YOU WRITE IT?
Dobin My mother said it was a good idea
F.Jim WELL . . . then she is a fool
Dobin's mother No I'm not
F.Jim Yes you are, you make no sense. You are an idiot.
Dobin's mother for teaching non-descrimination?
F.Jim I have to descriminate against someone for god's sake, or I'll hate everyone
Dobin's mother That is what Hitler said.
F.Jim You liar! I know for a fact he only spoke German!
Hitler And what is wrong with that?
Dobin's mother He just spoke English!
Hitler No I didn't! oh! ummmm, du bist ein dummkopf
F.Jim He isn't really Hitler. He can't be.
Dobin No, he can't be. Because I am!
Denise Van Outen *gasp*
Dobin No, no, I was only kidding.
F.Jim Hitler, you bastard! I wreak vengence on you.
Hitler What?
F.Jim Not you
Dobin Me?
F.Jim Yes, you!
Dobin But I'm not really Hitler, I was having a laugh
Dobin's mother It is true, I would have noticed it by now if he was
F.Jim Oh, okay. Sorry mate.
Dobin That is okay . . .
F.Jim Hmmmm . . . . I wonder why the sky does not fall in on us . . . .


Unfortunately, at this point the dictaphone was stolen by a spy.