Flurby Jim to make bid for Mayor of London
Because everyone running for Mayor of London are complete idiots, Flurby Jim today decided to throw his hat into the arena. Although that was quite fun for a bit (it certainly annoyed gladiators Jet & Wolf), he soon moved on to announcing his bid for mayor of London.
This came as quite a shock for all but the most casual observer. One city financer, known as Smitheson-Jameson for reasons that confuse his own mother (Mrs. Julia Brown), declared :
"Dammit, I shall live forever or die in the attempt!"
He then did not go on to add :
"Its f-f-funny how it all, it all falls away!"
Although un-confirmed rumours suggest he may have extended to :
"We like women. "Up with women" we say. And if we get lucky, we might even meet some one day."
Herby Flo herself was most confused. Having been recently away filming the final scenes for her debut film, she had only this to say on her return :
"I have no comment at this time. Shame you didn't catch me 6 to 8 minutes ago"
Another person not surprised was Flurby Jim's favourite tormentor - twice voted 'brick of the week' which might be private school humour but alternatively might refer to his house simulating antics (very much not to be confused with Bill's house stimulating antics which are probably not for your age), once voted 'Man least likely to be recognised by vote' and never voted 'Housewife of the year' - Vason Jann!
This archive image shows their first meeting (please note that both people are standing at exactly the same distance perpendicular to the view plane) :
Unfortuately, it has just come in that the Mayor of London is not for sale, and therefore Flurby Jim's bid has been refused.