BatBloke Remembers Past!
In a change to the usually hectic day in, day out life of Flurby Jim and his associates (not to mention his recent kidnapees - the Village People), nothing especially interesting has happened to poor old BatBloke in ages. Since he had suddenly begun to seem nothing more than dull and un-loved, the BBC charged into the studio where he was doing some piece of work no-one will ever see any other way and surprised him by announcing that this was his life!
"Yeah, yeah - shocked. Completely shocked. You know? Not really expecting that sort of thing at all. I mean I thought I was still quite interesting" - BatBloke
During the course of the evening, that dreadful Aspel fellow brought on many of BatBloke's croneys from the old days, including his pre-Dobin sidekicks, Mobin, Bobin, Sobin and Fred the fearless : King of the world. Not to mention Kirstin. Because that would be ridiculous - she wasn't there.
"Nah, mush, I'm not really vain like, I just put it on, you know? Try and make the minions think more of me, init?" - Fred Dinage
Then BatBloke was invited to sing a duo with Cliff Richard, just like in the old days when he was a struggling stage star. Which confused BatBloke greatly because he has never met Cliff Richard, nor appeared on a stage. Except for a few sell out standup gigs with Dobin, and a juggling act with Bobin.
Before the evening was out, Mr. Aspel introduced BatBloke to sad Hollywood and comic rip-off, Batman - who is meant to be an amusing and deeply trivial look at life in general, making fun of no-one in particular except himself and the other fictional characters around him. But is not.
"Oh, is this the way they say the future's meant to feel, or just 20,000 people standing in a field?" - teen sensation, Billie
Also popping up during the course of the evening to pay their celebrity dues were Alan Titschmarsh, one of the blokes from the New Kids on the Block and, of course, MC Hammer.
"It's hammer time" - MC Hammer
"Ooooh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh" - Everyone else
The end of the evening came just moments after Mr. Aspel had distributed this image of BatBloke in his first screen role, as a gunfighter, fighting with guns :
"I'm a tart, come on, have me - I'm easy!" he did not then go on to announce.
Unfortunately the BBC has recently announced that BatBloke's edition of 'This is your life' will not be screened simply because there is not a single frame in which people do not face away from the camera.
ALSO : FLURBY JIM RECEIVES FIRST PROBLEM PAGE LETTER!!
In a move reminiscent of the fall of the great wall of Berlin today, a large wall fell over signalling the end of communism in the eastern block. More importantly, and with greater ramifications however, someone actually wrote to Flurby Jim.