BatBloke Challenged!

Today Flurby Jim did nothing. Which is nothing surprising. However, as though there was nothing else to write about, and in a bid to copy that terrible rip-off act of his, BatBloke found an evil man in white make-up to fight.

BatBloke's terrible rip-off, Hamlet, had this to say :

"It is a poor, poor thing, like the beggar that owns a kingdom" - Hamlet.

Though this is a well reported story, the make-up man :

(who may or may not be heavily armed), officially denies any rumours. So we asked him about Hugh Grant. And how babies are made.

"I'm just a killer for your love" - make up man (from Newcastle)

BatBloke's response made little or no sense. So we left it to the countries' best BatBloke and Dobin impressionists to come up with an answer :

They also said :

"This story is pathetic. You just felt like putting up half hearted images of people you know. Thankyou for coming (please leave now)"

We don't know why. And neither does that sea faring thief from the Bronx, Poirot.