Flurby Jim Comments on Oscar Nominations

Because the american academy awards are frankly the dullest, most self-important and essentially meaningless contest in the world (I've never won one), Flurby Jim decided to comment on a couple of the front runners.


"You know Sixth Sense? I helped write the original screenplay. Except that in my version the sixth sense was the sense of humour - that kid is such a joker! Seeing the dead, indeed. Hahaha. And what about American Beauty? I mean, isn't that a film or something?" - Flurby Jim

Meanwhile, some guy with incredibly lazy parents, who shall therefore remain nameless, had this to add :

"Isn't it great the way horribly disfigured children can play and run around as per usual, enjoying themselves as much as they deserve nowadays? Look at the BBC's fly-on-the wall documentary 'The Tweenies' for example. I remember a time when being born with an oversized purple head and only a few tufts of regular but distantly spaced black hair meant you were automatically excluded from society!" - some guy

Personally I'm not persuaded that guy quite understood what we were meant to be talking about. At the very least, I don't think I understood whatever he was meant to be talking about.

"Pikachu" - Pikachu's election campaign speech

"Pikachu?" - Pikachu's moving speech at his parent's funeral

"Pikachu!" - Pikachu, on being declared the Pokémon least likely to win the election

"Wanna hear you say Pikachu!" - the Outhere Brothers, attempting to have a new chart hit with an entirely 'new' song


Meanwhile, Herby Flo on how life is :

"Try to walk away and I crumble" - Herby Flo.


Annoying kid I see dead people. Walking around like regular people.
Bruce Willis What, really?
Annoying kid No, sorry mate, I was just having you on. You should have seen your face!