Because the american academy awards are frankly the dullest, most
self-important and essentially meaningless contest in the world (I've never
won one), Flurby Jim decided to comment on a couple of the front runners.
"You know Sixth Sense? I helped write the original screenplay. Except that
in my version the sixth sense was the sense of humour - that kid is such
a joker! Seeing the dead, indeed. Hahaha. And what about American Beauty?
I mean, isn't that a film or something?" - Flurby Jim
Meanwhile, some guy with incredibly lazy parents, who shall therefore remain
nameless, had this to add :
"Isn't it great the way horribly disfigured children can play and run around
as per usual, enjoying themselves as much as they deserve nowadays? Look
at the BBC's fly-on-the wall documentary 'The Tweenies' for example. I
remember a time when being born with an oversized purple head and only a
few tufts of regular but distantly spaced black hair meant you were
automatically excluded from society!" - some guy
Personally I'm not persuaded that guy quite understood what we were meant
to be talking about. At the very least, I don't think I understood whatever
he was meant to be talking about.
"Pikachu" - Pikachu's election campaign speech
"Pikachu?" - Pikachu's moving speech at his parent's funeral
"Pikachu!" - Pikachu, on being declared the Pokémon least likely to win the
election
"Wanna hear you say Pikachu!" - the Outhere Brothers, attempting to have
a new chart hit with an entirely 'new' song
Meanwhile, Herby Flo on how life is :
"Try to walk away and I crumble" - Herby Flo.
Annoying kid
I see dead people. Walking around like regular people.
Bruce Willis
What, really?
Annoying kid
No, sorry mate, I was just having you on. You should have seen your face!