Bill eats human flesh
That isn't a news story, that's just a fact. Oh how I loathe you, dear
reader. You and your poxy mates! And your (e)poxy resin.
What is a news story however, is that Flurby Jim has taken a moment to
re-underline the multiplicity of the Flurby Jim news site.
"You see, the thing is, sometimes the newest Flurby Jim stories are at
http://www.btinternet.com/~t.harte/news,
but other times they are at
http://www-users.york.ac.uk/~tdrh100,
and I hope you are all so mature that I need say no more on the matter" -
Flurby Jim
Anyway :
"Every day, when I wake, I thank the lord I'm Welsh. Which is a kind of
strange thing for me to do." - Michael Stipe
"You want to know what really annoys me? Do you? Frankly, its your ugly
face that annoys me most!" - Dale Winton, proving hypocrisy is alive and
well at the BBC
"Be still, my beating heart . . . . no, no! That is too still!" - the
last words of a heart attack patient
Other stuff has happened recently too. Ummm, Flurby Jim got a job, but lost
it very quickly. Who could have seen that coming? And then, while repeating
the story to a friend, I got bored halfway through and spoke about something
else completely. That was a surprise! Also, BatBloke and Dobin had a fight,
and the pygmy sheep, Bill, Fred Dineage, Vason Jann et al seemingly haven't
done anything in ages. Gosh, the world is such a dynamic and ever changing
place.
In other news, apparently the conservative party have someone trying to
be London Mayor too. Which is certainly news to most people!
And finally, reports are coming in that the world is ending and that DH
Lawrence was a perfectly respectible guy, just misunderstood. So that is
certainly the last time I give my fax number to people I've hardly met. But
did I mention that you can always e-mail at
T.Harte@btinternet.com?