Expert Speaks
Today, an expert spoke about life and the world, and everything else you wish you were a part of.
"The thing is, none of us has the genuine right to be unhappy. While its true that some people have qualifiably 'better' lives than others, its also true that every single person has a unique stream of conscious - which should be enough to fulfill anyone" - an expert
After that 'peace, love and harmony' freak had shut his ugly mouth (or at the very least, I shut it for him) some actually interesting news occurred. Not just some bearded fool who thinks he knows things when he does not, muttering inanely about what anyone who has ever taken even a moment's thought already knows, but some happening news about pygmy sheep or something. Or something!
Partly because they still want a better position in life, but also partly because the chimps they had been playing 'Top Trumps' with had managed to get hold of the 90,000,000 tonne truck and were therefore certain to win, the pygmy sheep today held a council of war. The chief in charge of invasions gave this speech :
"The thing is, none of us has the genuine right to kick people in the teeth. We just love it so!" - Invasion Chief
prompting the largest standing ovation of the afternoon, and later on a number of copycat crimes. In particular, Bill was seen to jump in a hole, BatBloke 'smiled' and a couple of passing pidgeons were caught. How dasterdly! Some later speeches :
"The only thing I know about Top Trumps is this : Pikachu is more electric than Psyduck" - a confused man
"Oh, psyduck! I wanted charmander!" - the average child
"That it seems to you to rescue our old board games, but to play them with 256 simultaneous players? Then that is what this innovating dice of authors so far unknown promises. You remain kind because he is hallucinating." - the littlest hobo
"You must go onto the island, because I AM VERY SCARY!" - Jolly Jono
Flurby Jim is reported to have dedicated his life to making other people more happy. By some liars! What they were probably telling the truth about though was that Trotsky is my new landlord. Morrissey :
