Herby Flo Almost Dies!

Herby Flo very nearly died this week. It was only due to the [quick thinking / luck] of Flurby Jim that she survived. Witness :

Paul Draper I can only disappoint you
Flurby Jim Why's that then?
Paul Draper because I always let you down
Flurby Jim We've established that. But I ask you : why?
Paul Draper Ummm . . . because I can only disappoint you?
Flurby Jim Oh, shut up and let the doctor tell me how Herby Flo is.
Doctor Its bad news, I'm afraid
Flurby Jim Yes?
Doctor Herby Flo died twenty minutes ago
Flurby Jim Died? My god, but I only spoke to her this morning . . .
Doctor Oh, wait, did you? Must be our mistake then - (hands Flurby Jim a vial) give her one sip of this twice daily and she should be up and around by next Wednesday.

It is actually quite lucky Herby Flo survived. Not just because of the obvious reasons, but also because she has a small part in the next James Bond film :

James Bond The name's Bond - James Bond.
Herby Flo Oh, brilliant. Deep undercover this time I see! You're a really great SECRET service member. Will anyone ever be able to uncover your veil of secrecy? You'll go down in history as the man who nobody was ever able to link from one piece of counter-[espionage/terrorism/Russian happiness] to another!
James Bond Shut up now. Or I shall kill you. I have a licence to kill. That is, as long as you are severely allergic to dogs or being driven places.
Herby Flo Being driven places? In your big expensive car? What are you making up for, hey? nudge nudge, wink wink, etc
James Bond I am making up for the fact that I cannot travel at 90mph using my legs alone

Although with only one name change that could have been dialogue from Mission : Impossible 2, for all anybody would have noticed.

"I was reading 'Tess of the Derbyvilles' the other day, and get this : there is no hound and no people named 'Baskerville' anywhere in it!" - Enrique

"Oliver Twist, can you do this? If so : move directly to Marleybone Station, do not pass Go, do not collect £200" - the London West End revival of 'Oliver!', during a spot of confusion


"What if you could have your own secret army that protects everything you care about?" - (as close as I can remember to) the TV advert for Dettol, an anti-bacterial surface cleaner

"Hey man, nice idea" - Lenin