BatBloke meets Barbarella

The story is right there in the title - you want me to spell it out for you? Well, this is the printed word, so : I already did. Bring it on!

A sample of the witty conversation that ensued :

BatBloke	Excuse me, aren't you Barbarella?
Barbarella	Oh!
BatBloke	You are, aren't you? That crazy woman who saves Duran Duran
Barbarella	My!
BatBloke	The kitsch space woman who some would claim is at least as good a media feminist icon as the modern likes of Ally McBeal, and that American one who dates the woman from the remake of Psycho. That is you, right?
Barbarella	Shall I take my clothes off now? Or at least wear something that counts as clothing only on a technicality?

That is all you care to hear about that. Suffice to say, give or take revelations about James Dean, the rest was horribly predictable. Much like everything these days. The world is loosing its edge. But don't worry, because other people have also been saying stuff :

"Surely you are bored of me now?" - Morrissey

"Good times, for a change. See the luck I've had could turn a good man bad" - President Putin

Also :

FACT	FICTION
This was recently reported on the television news : "Camelot Lottery complaint in court"	This is news
She found it hard, its hard to find, oh well whatever - Nevermind	She found it hard, its hard to find, oh well whatever - Spiders From Mars
One in the mouth is worth two in the hand	One in the mouth of an Aryan supremicist is worth anything at all
Flurby Jim News attracts 3 visitors a day on average	Any of those people actually read the words
A stitch in time saves nine	Waiting slightly longer requires 81 stitches, and slightly longer again requires 729
I'm mixing business with pleasure	I'm mixing my metaphors, like some kind of sleeping dog. With a gauntlet!
Guy Ritchie is dating Madonna	Guy Ritchie is dating Vinnie Jones. Like anyone would notice the difference if he was
Robin Hood's really big mate being called 'Little John' is a slightly sarcastic reference to his size	Robin Hood's really big mate being called 'Little John' is a slightly sarcastic reference to his real name : Gertrude
Elvis Presley made some films and stuff	Elvis Presley once had to sing "Wise man say : we're not only wise, we're also stuck up and can't be bothered lowering ourselves to talking with you"

"Look sir, just in, a Corrs album! Lots of mildly Gaelic music and some pretty girls on the inlay. And, ummm, some bloke in the background of some of the pictures" - a sales assistant

"Pretty girls on the inlay? I'll take it! In blue." - a customer

THAT IS ALL. Be gone!