Flurby Jim - out of body experience

Flurby Jim recently had an out of body experience. Rumours tying together this, the recent petrol shortage and Flurby's recent great thirst are currently assumed to be entirely true. By me. And me alone!

"It was crazy man, it was like I could see my whole [recent] life in front of my eyes. It was in terrific detail, albeit with the odd arbitrary tangent and an occasional over fixation with various celebrities, but it was all there" - Flurby Jim

This artist's impression was produced :

which cost me £200. Alarmingly. The artist also supplied this image of an arbitrary tangent :

prompting persistant rumours that removing the straight line gives a figurative idea of the number of people who won't end up spotting that this episode in Flurby's life is amongst the worst. But I couldn't possibly comment. This is just one way in which I am unlike Herby Flo :

"What the hell are you going on about? I hate you sometimes. HATE!" - Herby Flo

In order to prevent future confusion, I have put together this chart comparing me and Herby Flo. Please, keep with me . . .

Although I hasten to add, according to official sources, the Iraqi incident didn't happen. Also according to official sources : the millenium dome is super great. A third thing according to official sources : it is illegal to smash the windows of people you don't like. But I'm sure foreheads are okay. At least I hope so. <insert nervous laugh here>

BatBloke had this to add :

"My father always used to tell me something. I forget what exactly, but it was something like : Our's not to reason why, our's but to go and die. Which is more than a little depressing." - BatBloke

I'm not persuaded BatBloke quite understands what we're talking about. In case he gets angry, we'd better stop. Right now.